...fourthing...
...and getting it from people who you see regularly...so you delete some bit about "footprints" or "forward the text of John 3 to Congress" or some variation on "faggots and witches are about to take over your child's school" (when you're single and childless and your friends know it), and next Thursday you run into them at the groshry and they ask "did you get my e-mail?" and you have to try to remember what the blue blazes it was about this time...
Oh, and I thought "Footprints" was really cool the first 150 times I saw it...the 151st time, I thought it had run its course. That was 1981. I was wrong :(
My grandmother tries to forward things, but for some reason she does it completely wrong. What she ends up sending to the twenty people on her email list is a blank email...
Oh, and for a while she apparently thought my middle name was something completely wrong. Now she just spells it wrong. Nice to know people care, huh?