My grandmother tries to forward things, but for some reason she does it completely wrong. What she ends up sending to the twenty people on her email list is a blank email...
Oh, and for a while she apparently thought my middle name was something completely wrong. Now she just spells it wrong. Nice to know people care, huh?
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"She's got such a wrong middle name...would you give a girl the middle name Gustav?"
During my senior year of HS us crazy kids started calling each other by middle names and referring to teachers, entre nous, by their first names...leading to such phrases as "Harold, was there a quiz in Annie's class today?"