It's an alien puppetmaster controlling W's mind, of course, how else could he have beaten the great John F'n Kerry?
Sheesh, doesn't anyone read Heinlein anymore?
Master Blaster?...:)
You're being facetious, of course, but yesterday I heard a guy on a local (Santa Cruz) public radio station explain in all seriousness that the neocons are controlling W's mind. I think the Reynolds Corporation should just cover the entire county in tin foil and be done with it.
Except for Watsonville.