ONE HOT MAMA (Susan Saradon actually thinks anybody wants to see her naked)

New York Post ^ | October 11, 2004

[Area Freeper]

AT the ripe old age of 58, Susan Sarandon is still being pursued to pose for Playboy. "They have been talking to me for years," the star tells "Access Hollywood," adding, "I got a lot of lunches out of Playboy." Sarandon says that even if she decided to pose, her children would definitely have a word or two to say about it. "I can't do it now because my kids would kill me," she says. "My boys are just getting to the age where they are starting to look for Playboy magazine, so I don't think it's going to fly with them."

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[newzjunkey]

Sarandon has three children: actress Eva Amurri (born 1985) by Franco Amurri; and John Henry (born 1989) and Miles (born 1992) by Robbins.

That would make the "boys" 12 and 15.

How uncompassionate and homophobic of her not to say they might be looking for Playgirl! :P

[RacerX1128]

You'd think her wimpy boyfriend Tim Robbins is supporting Susan Saran Wrap, hell why not have the whole liberal family pose with Kerry and Heinz and Playboy can insert barf bags into every mag

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Ouch! Or Ronnie Reagan Jr.

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[LuigiBasco]

My eyes, my eyes. Give me a break. She is so ugly that naked would be obscene.

[jdm]

How uncompassionate and homophobic of her not to say they might be looking for Playgirl! :P

No kidding! I think I'm going to fire off an email to her publicist complaining about something along the lines of a bias concerning "assumption of heterosexuality" (sarcasm)

[Eagle Eye]

This could give a whole new meaning to "above the fold".

Geeze, I now need some ajax for my eyeballs.

[RockinRight]

She was reasonably attractive 20 years ago. But good God she's 58 now!!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

Heff's newest venture: Grayboy. With the centerfold graymate coyly biting into a prune while seductively perusing her AARP handbook.

[SuziQ]

I don't even want to see her with her clothes ON!

[Larry Lucido]

"My boys are just getting to the age where they are starting to look for Playboy magazine, so I don't think it's going to fly with them."

How old are her boys? 35 and 38?

With her as a mom, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something other than Playboy that they have been looking at all these years.

[razorback-bert]

What makes her think she might have improved with age?

Her posse and plastic surgeons told her so.

[Area Freeper]

[libs_kma]

This reminds me of Glenn Close a few years after she made Fatal Attraction saying that if men didn't like her they were most likely gay or some other such crap.

I just shake my head and say ...if thats what you need to tell yourself to get out of bed in the morning then you go for it. But as far as the people on this planet? I don't think you want our opinion so you just keep using yours...

[Rightly Biased]

Sag Harbor available at the Dress Barn

[Area Freeper]

[P.O.E.]

Shows you how much I know. I thought those "Hit or Miss" stores sold maternity clothes. I also thought "Big Lots" stores were clothes for oversized women. Really.

[Halls]

ok, ok people. The women has big, saggy boobs! A lot of women do. However, I know that I won't be checking her pic out if she poses for Playboy, nor my DH!

[Rightly Biased]

Thats just Butt ugly.


Have you ever noticed in most Metropolitan malls the Motherhood Maternity Stores are right next to Fredricks of Hollywierd.