Posted on 09/22/2004 3:06:18 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
Cybill Shepard arrived to tape a British chat show -- as I gather they are called, thanks to my extensive reading of Brit Lit -- looking like she was auditioning for the role of Red Riding Hood in a Christmas pantomime. If Red Riding Hood were, say, extremely weather-beaten from her trip to Grandmother's house. Regardez:
When questioned, Ms. Shepherd, who, according to this account had already been in London for two entire days, claimed she had "jet lag hair," and took off her hood.
To reveal -- cover the eyes of any minors in the room, please!
Apparently she rode over on the wing of the plane.
More like moonshine.
Yes Ma'am! Thank you for the new thread, it is priceless. It's way past time we had a good catty thread and Cybil certainly doesn't disappoint!
So when the Brits start thinking you've lost your mind, it might be time to check in to the nearest mental ward.
Cybill Shepherd startled some TV viewers when she rambled on about what some insiders say is her favorite topic: Cybill Shepherd.
“She was rambling and annoying and strange,” says our source after watching the “Moonlighting” star on the UK’s “Lorraine Kelly” show. “She couldn’t stop talking about herself and listing her accomplishments. They had a model on before her, and Cybill was saying, I used to be a model, I won model of the year award. I was this, I that. The interviewer was just aghast. She just kept rambling and rambling. At the end, it was clear she didn’t want to be off camera, so as the poor host tried to wrap it up, she goes, Why do we have to stop? Why did they have that model on so long? It was all really weird.” Jeannette Walls
ROFLMAO!
Meow.
P.S. Welcome home, HLL!!!
He has a cold, poor baby, so the silky pony will sub for him tomorrow and probably Friday. Okay, colds happen. But he started the day today in a daycare center where he hugged and sneezed all over the poor children!!!
And get this. On Sat. he is going to take 4 days off to prepare for the debates. He is going to a resort in WI for FOUR DAYS. The man's wife has 5 homes and he is going to a resort!!!Amazing...four day debate prep for Kerry
What a creep...spreading his cold germs all over the wee ones who will take the germs home to their sibs and parents...
...apparently she hasn't had time to unpack those bags under her eyes, either.
John Kerry is a walking epidemic.
LOL
RIP, OG.
For the deaf, the hand signal Teh-ray-sa is making is, "Asshole"!
It was kind of funny yesterday when Kerry was trying to make a virulent, hardhitting attack on Bush, and his voice was so weak and scratchy, and breaking like an adolescent boy's. I realize anyone can get a cold or laryngitis, but still don't think Effin is in the best of health. Those four days aren't just to prepare for the debates, it's just another of his frequent rest stops. Maybe he can get in some windsurfing.
Oh my!
Get your tickets now:
AS if Dan Rather didn't have enough problems, a new off-Broadway play is dredging up one of the strangest episodes in the CBS anchor's life. Playwright Paul Allman's dark comedy "Kenneth — What Is the Frequency?" is based on the 1986 mystery in which two well-dressed men beat Rather up outside his Upper East Side home while repeating that phrase. (The bizarre beat-down inspired R.E.M.'s song, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?") Fresh from a critically acclaimed run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the play debuts here Oct. 21 at 78th Street Theatre Lab. (PageSix)
Who is stranger, Cybill or Marlon:
AFTER he died last July, Marlon Brando's ashes were mixed together with those of his long-rumored lover Wally Cox and scat tered in Death Valley. Apparently Brando had kept Cox's ashes around since the star of the "Mr. Peepers" TV show, who was once his roommate, died in 1973. That wasn't Brando's only bizarre rela tionship. He was a frequent guest at Michael Jackson's Never land ranch. "The last time my father left his house to go any where, [it] was with Michael," Brando's son Miko told the Los Angeles Times. (PageSix)
Brace yourself for Eminem's next video. The clip for "Just Lose It" - the first single off his Bush-bashing CD "Encore" - features Slim Shady buck naked. It also features one Paris Hilton. We don't know what she's wearing, or not wearing. We did hear the hotel heiress showed up to the shoot with a bottle of Skyy vodka, some of which she seemed to have already consumed. ...
Rush/Molloy
Rolling Stone must be losing readership. What to do? Aha! A Bush-bashing article!
Just what kind of guy was President Bush during his character-defining early adulthood? An aimless, inconsiderate, womanizing drunkard - if you believe Rolling Stone's article detailing how the 26-year-old Bush allegedly used his family connections to evade National Guard duties, was lazy and unreliable at his civilian job and boasted to colleagues about the benefits of being the grandson of a powerful United States senator. rest of story
However, I do have a soft spot for the cape and hood...Just not for day wear.
Speaking of Wally Cox....
One of the coolest articles I remember reading as a teen was written by his wife on why she married him.
It stuck with me to this day.
Admit it Cybill, you've been drinking that warm beer and riding on the top deck of those british busses for the past two days.
He wears that tie nearly every day!
Stay west of IH35, storm.
That's not going to hit us. We'd like to get some rain in central IL. Have fun, Gran -- E
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