Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
Thank you, sl. It's so difficult, slogging through the brutal weather and listening to the harsh sounds of gentle blue waces lapping at the beach. Why this morning, the sunshine is enough to blind one. Maybe that explains why so many folks can't figure out a simple ballot ...
It is gorgeous here today; almost like summer came back.
great minds ...
So does this mean that he IS officially excommunicated or just that he could be pending the hearing? I didn't have time to read the whole thing in detail.
I suspect you're probably right. Better be extra careful this year. Sure wouldn't want you inadvertently voting for Kerry.
Maybe the kids will be out of high school by the time this "trial" is over...
Summer-like weather here, also.
Good day!
LOOK WHAT WE’VE DONE
Do you remember the day
When if you said that you were gay
It meant with joy you could sing and shout ?
A fairy was enchanting,
And dressing up and camping
Was something you did with the Scouts
That carefree age
When an urgent case of AIDS
Was powdered milk we sent to the Sahara.
A fruit was something nice to eat,
A poof was something for your feet,
And a queen was an old tart in a tiara.
CHORUS
Look what we’ve done
To the old mother tongue,
It’s a crime the way we’ve misused it.
It’s been totally diswobbled, pulverised and gollywabbled;
We’ve strangled, fangled, mangled and abused it.
Those far off times
When a bong meant a chime,
And a buzz was a noisy insecticidal.
A joint was something between bones,
And getting really stoned
Only happened to bad people in the Bible.
When if you had a bad trip
It meant you fell and broke your hip;
Cold turkey just meant Christmas meat and tatties.
Coke was something that you burned,
Smack was something that you earned
From your mumsy-wumsy when you had been naughty.
CHORUS
The years have gone I’m afraid
When only eggs got laid
And only the rhinoceros got horny.
Only kangaroos jumped,
Only camels got humped;
Getting stuffed meant a little taxidermy.
Swinging was for trapezes
Or Tarzan’s chimpanzeeses,
Tossing off was something Scotsmen did with cabers -
You’ll know just what that means,
But a really ugly scene
Was any movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
CHORUS
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CHORUS
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I hate how many nice words have been destroyed/corrupted/vilified/made into obscenities.
That movie was SO bad, I wanted to set something on fire. And, Al Gore's minions forgot to be lib-pc in it because they made wolves into demons, AND they saved the Bible from being burned.
I can honestly say that I have never been so hammered that it occurred to me to burn down my house...some other semi-genius thoughts have crossed my mind, but never burning down the house.
Stay safe, guys - there are some nut-jobs amongst us.
LOL!
Made it down to rabbit country and Whitey was there munching on something or other...lol..Just knew you would want to know...
......Westy.....
If you get a chance try to catch Algore on C-Span its either his double, or he been rolled he looked like he was in a fight his teeth have a small gap and his hair looks scruffy and his rigth eye was red and watery
It will show better on TV
Fmr. Vice Pres. Al Gore Address on Bush Presidency (10/18/2004)
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I love that rat! LOL
I saw him Resty.. wasn't he a mess? My ghod, he looks debauched or something..
Still spouting the same old crap to the Move-on.org crowd..
It's a mouse, but if I made him true to size you'd never see him.. ;)
Don't be soooooooo dissssssgusting.. Poor Al.... sigh.
What empty condo? Are you leaving FL?
I'm working on it, Pup, but I can't remember too much.. I wish I had kept a Diary.. :(
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