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After Open Heart Surgery..Bill Clinton's Scared of Sex! He'll Never Cheat Again
The Globe Magazine ^
| Tuesday September 28, 2004
| Bob Altman
Posted on 09/17/2004 7:25:37 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
Oy vey.. Hope springs eternal!
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KEYWORDS: draftdodger; pardongate; pervert; puticeonit; rapist; soldsecrets
To: gopwinsin04
I like the word "GLOB" juxtaposed with Clinton's head.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:26:43 AM PDT
by
absinthe
To: gopwinsin04
I'll believe THAT when I see it!
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:26:56 AM PDT
by
Bombardier
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces, singing "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses!")
To: gopwinsin04
Yeah right. He's scared of sex with the Hildebeast.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:27:26 AM PDT
by
marty60
To: gopwinsin04
It's probably the coke, more than the sex Bill has to worry about.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:27:30 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: marty60
He's been scared of her for 20 years!
To: gopwinsin04
After Open Heart Surgery..Bill Clinton's Scared of Sex! He'll Never Cheat Again
Right, until the surgical trauma and effects of meds has worn off and then--SPROING--just like Wonder Warthog, he'll be at it again.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:29:56 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: dfwgator
He's got a nose like a vacuum cleaner (it has been said).
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:30:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: gopwinsin04
I would think being married to hillary would be enough to make one scared of sex -- heart attack or not.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:31:40 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(I actually ignored this thread before I posted to it. jfk, 08/2004)
To: gopwinsin04
Why is he scared? Kicking back in a desk chair doesn't exactly put strain on the heart.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:31:49 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like a story for Dan Rather, right?
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:32:29 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: aruanan
To: absinthe
I feel sorry for John Ritters widow, she plays second banana to the Toons sex life..
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:45:28 AM PDT
by
najida
(Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I am.)
To: Mudboy Slim; scholar
Wasn't the surgery that's got his crooked thing to go "straight".
It's that face waiting for him when he gets home.
...impotence is the least of the dog's worries with that one.
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posted on
09/17/2004 7:50:23 AM PDT
by
Landru
(Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
To: gopwinsin04
Every time he gets excited he will imagine that he can hear his heart pumping faster and the sutures ripping out.
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posted on
09/17/2004 10:14:56 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
To: gopwinsin04
Very believable; recuperating in Hilhouse in Chapaqqua, Hillary checks on him late in the evening in a sheer negligee, gives him a smile & a peck on the cheek; Bill clutches his scarred chest......
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posted on
09/17/2004 10:23:01 PM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(I once opposed keelhauling but have recently come to my senses.)
To: Landru; Mudboy Slim
Wasn't the surgery that's got his crooked thing to go "straight". You've got those pulsating organs confused my friend!
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posted on
09/19/2004 10:43:27 AM PDT
by
scholar
To: Landru; scholar
"...impotence is the least of the dog's worries with that one." A faithful marriage to the HildaBeast would be a fate worse than death...prison will suit Slick fine!!
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
09/19/2004 10:50:28 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
To: Mudboy Slim; Landru
"...impotence is the least of the dog's worries with that one." I doubt that impotence is any concern to the Beast. Remember at Reagan's funeral service--it appeared that the pair of them were snoozing. Someone made the crack that it was the first time they had slept together in years!
Bubba is lucky she didn't shut off his oxygen. Except for the fact that the Evil One still needs him to further her power hungry agenda Bubba would be toast.
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posted on
09/19/2004 12:35:26 PM PDT
by
scholar
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