OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTE ECOWAS HEADQUARTERS LOME, REPUBLIC OF TOGO

What a nice man. But I can't. I already have enough. Should I give him John Kerrys E-mail addy? Any other addys I can send him???

OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTE
ECOWAS HEADQUARTERS
LOME,
REPUBLIC OF TOGO
TEL
AUTHERNATIVE
E_mail:.............................................. ATTN. ACCOUNT PROVISION FOR USD10M
Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and
if it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this channel. I am Dr Titha Mojoku ,The Chairman, Contract Awardind
Committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES ( ECOWAS)with
Headquarters in Lome, Togo.I got your information in a business directory from the Togolaise Chamber of Commerce and Industries when I was

searching for a reliable,honest and trustworthy person to entrust this business with.I was simply inspired

and motivated to pick your contact from the many names and lists in the directory. After discussing my view and your profile with

mycolleagues,they were very much satisfied and decided to contact you immediately for this mutual business relationship.We wish to transfer the sum of

USD10,000,000.00 (TEN Million United States Dollars only.)into your personal or company`s bank account. This fund was a residue of the over invoiced contract bills awarded by

us for the supply of ammunitions, hard/soft wares,phamaceauticals/medical items,light and heavy duty vehicles, apperals and other

administrative logistics etc for the ECOMOG in Sierria-Leone and Liberia during the Peace Keeping Projects. This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully protected with all

the attendant lope holes sealed off.As the Chairman of CAC,I have the cooperation and mandate of the Financial Director and the Secretary of the Organisation.We arranged and over invoiced the contract funds

supplied by different companies from different countries during the crisis. It was our consensus to seek the assistance of a willing foreigner to provide us with the facilities to transfer this money out of West

Africa.This is borne out of our beleif in the non-stable and sporous political nature of this sub-region. The original contractors have been duely paid by the Banque Centrale

Des Etats De L`Afrique De L`Ouest (Central Bank of the West African States)through our bankers-Societe Generale Banque.This balance is

suspended in the escrow accounts awaiting claims by any foreign company of our choice.We intend to pay out this fund NOW as the organisation is winding up its activities since the aim of returning PEACE to the

countries and the coast has been achieved. Based on the laws and ethics of employment,we as civil servants working under this organisation, are not allowed to operate a foreign

account.This is the more reason why we needed your assistance to provide an account that can sustain this fund for safe keeping and our future investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and partnership in your

country. It is however agreed,as the account owner in this deal to allow you 30% of the entire sum as compensation, 65% will be held on trust for us while 5% will be used to defray any

incidental charges and cost during the course of the transaction. This transaction will be successfully concluded within 14 days if you accord us your unalloyed and due cooperation.You should

provide the followings; YOUR COMPANY`S NAME WITH COMPLETE ADDRESS,TEL AND FAX NUMBERS.(if available) THE NAME OF YOUR BANK,ITS ADDRESS WITH TEL,FAX AND TELEX NUMBERS. THE ACCOUNT NUMBER

THE COMPLETE MAILING ADRRESS OF THE BENEFICIARY WITH TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. Upon the receipt of this informations,the documents and approval with

the texts will be sent to you for confirmaton and then forwarded to the organisation for ratification and subsequent payment. As with the case of all organised (sensitive)and conspired DEALS,we

solicit for your unreserved confidentiality and utmost secret in this business.

We hope to retire peacefully and lead a honourable business life afterwards.There are no risks involved. REPLY ASAP.

With regards. Dr Titah Mojoku

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I couldn't find the freeper who actually talked some scamer into sending him a picture of her with panties on her head, but this was a nice substitute...

VRWC Spam Letter To Europe: If a bunch of nearly illiterate Nigerian thugs can scam suckers out of millions of dollars with their email scams, then why can't I do the same thing? Introducing the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy spam email....

Dear Sir,

I got your contact from a nice young Democratic activist who we kidnapped and forced work one of the secret "Bush oil wells" in the one of the "no-fly zones" in Iraq.

I am John Hawkins, a nephew of Henry Kissenger, the current head of Security for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Unfortunately, last month Condi Rice decided to challenge Henry for the position. Per the rules, the winner was the first one able to kill 50 terrorists imported from Gitmo with one of our Ronald "Maximus" Reagan M-Class Mech Warriors. Henry won, but we began to suspect that Condi was a sore loser when a Hellfire missile fired from a Predator hit one of Henry's mansions the next day. Then there was the poison in the caviar, the cobras someone put in the bathtub, and the brainwashed Jennifer Anniston clone who tried to strangle Henry with her bra.

At this point, we've been forced to go on the run to the one place Condi won't dare come after us -- Crawford, Texas. During the mad dash out to the AC-130 gunship that was flying us away, I ran across two trunks full of cash that Henry made from his child labor sweatshops in Guatemala. Unfortunately, he hadn't yet deposited the money in his Swiss bank accounts.

Unfortunately, the heat in on in Crawford. W. is keeping Condi away from us -- for now. But, no one has been able to calm her down yet. Every time we think Jonah Goldberg or William Buckley is about to get Condi to forget about trying to assassinate Henry, Ann Coulter will start getting her all fired up again (Henry sent Ann a Jimmy Carter bobblehead doll for Christmas and Ann hasn't forgiven him yet).

So that's why I need your help. I need you to come to Crawford, Texas to pick the 30 million dollars that was in uncle Henry's trunks so you can take it to Marget Thatcher's villa on the Thames. If you're willing to help us out, not only will I give you 30% of the money, I'll get you into the VRWC. I'm hoping to hear from you as soon as possible. Make sure to keep this email confidential since the VRWC scans and reads all emails going in and out of Europe to see if anyone over there has gotten wind of our upcoming invasion. I expect to hear from you as soon as possible. In fact, make sure to respond today before Condi hears about this and has you eliminated (if you see a woman who looks like Jennifer Anniston walking towards you with a bra in her hands, run for your life).

Yours truly

John Hawkins
VRWC Member

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