Someone just brought in a HUGH container of chocolate chip cookies. I can smell 'em from here.
Pretend they've got arsenic in 'em. Willpower... I know you can do it, Rosie, but whoever that was, is evil...
Every time you're tempted to eat a cookie, just think of Miniskirted Boromir leaping into the next "Star Wars" film to rescue Jar-Jar from a band of orcs--if that doesn't kill your appetite nothing will :)