I know you are joking, right? :-)
Girl, I'm from Mississippi, of course I am!
Sometimes, when riding in the car, we'd get behind the big trucks hauling pine logs on the way to Hercules, Inc. in town, and we'd have to close the windows because those suckers were flying all round the logs!
SSQ used to rent a house behind my Great Aunt's house, and several big old roaches used to sit on the cross bar holding up the overhang over his back door and just WAIT for him to open the door. When he did, they'd fly in over his shoulder into the house. ARRGH!! ;o)
We hates them, precious, yes we does!