| This thread has been locked, it will not receive new replies. |
|
Locked on 06/01/2004 9:39:30 AM PDT by Admin Moderator, reason:
Hobbit Hole X: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1145674/posts |
Posted on 05/05/2004 7:57:51 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
New verse:
|
Upon the hearth the fire is red, |
Still round the corner there may wait |
Home is behind, the world ahead, |
You can say that again. :-)
[snif] Trombones...
Williams, Hank Jr
Texas Women
I've got some fond memories of San Angelo,
and I've seen some beauty queens in El Paso,
but the best lookin women that I've ever seen,
have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans
Chorus:
I'm a country plowboy, not an urban cowboy,
and I dont ride bulls but I have fought some men,
drive a pickup truck,
trust in God and luck and I live to love Texas women.
I thought I'd seen beauty in faraway places,
till I looked upon those Houston faces,
spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,
but they werent nothin like one night down in BROWNSVILLE
Repeat Chorus
I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,
and I aint seen nothin that will touch em' yet,
they may be from Waco or out in Lampassas,
but one thing about it they all come from Texas.
Repeat Chorus
I'm an Oiler fan not a soccer man,
and my arms are red and so is my blood,
and they make it boil with that soft Texas drawl and I love em all,
Texas women.
...and they're humble, too. :-)
I put the soundtrack on audiotape for my van, and when that part plays, it almost gets me fahklempt! That one, and the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, when the music moves to the triumphant notes!
Well... if I had to hiccup... at least I did it on a tantrum! :-)
obviously, they need another example of my stinkiness...
okay... one more time... g'nad=stinky... corin=buttugly.... err... homely...
Not always!
:-D Perfect weren't it? hehehe
You sweet talker you...
I'm free next week...
Sounds like y'all need an electric fence to zap the bastiges when they try again, because if the police don't catch them, you KNOW they'll be back!
If'n I knew who they wuz, I'd buy yer airfare.
Problem is we can't afford much right now. Although we're working on it.
Maybe he can just stake the place out all summer.
pickin' up muh truck tomorrow...
Dodge Ram... 3/4 ton... Cummings diesel... rrrrrrrrrr.....
not as shnazzy as a Navigator, but its got b@llz...
Oh yeah...
LOL
Hey did you see I got a new pair of size 6 Levis?? (Well, they look new, and they are new to me...got 'em at the thrift store...)
Woohooo!
Evenin' master nad. Glad we got that cleared up.
"...and they're humble, too. :-)"
It's Hard To Be Humble
by Mac Davis
(spoken)
Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub...
and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite",
now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs
in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning
in this "Star Suite"...
...all by myself.
Crowd: Awwww.
Mac: Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwwww."
But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up,
I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
tryin' to figure out why.
(sung)
Chorus:
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can!
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.
Ohhhhhh.....
(chorus)
I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical",
Hell, I don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans
Ohhhhhh........
come on, where's all the kickers in here?!
(chorus)
One more time, what are we doin'?
We're doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.