Yes, Miss Staplegun 1993.
Found it out after she zapped me with the darn staplegun.
And that was right after she stapled a certain part of her anatomy used for the nutrition of young human larva.
I got the staple treatment as I turned to exit stage left.
Like I said, I make hideous choices in who to date.
Maybe I shouldn't date...
..wait, already tried that.
The psychotic types hunt me down then.
I would guess that a number of us made some bad choices, and most of those bad choices weren't immediately apparent. One bad choice prompted me to get my first telephone answering machine. I also ended up parking my car a distance from my house at times, and pretending I wasn't home (lights out, no tv & radio going). I had to tell my parents not to give him any info about my whereabouts - he would call them when he couldn't find me!
OUCH!
I've never understood the self-mulilation types.
You could have introduced her to Swervie. Her peculiar talents might have saved him a bunch of money on his shoulder operations.
Darksheare = Whacko Magnet. Hmmmm....maybe this explains the heavy influx of trolls of late (or would that be trollettes)?
Having never been in a situation where one is confronted by a breast and a staple gun*, I must ask which appeared first?
there was, however, that unfortunate incident with Fifi Latour and her trained goldfish ... but that's another story.
She stapled you???
Darks .. where do you find this people?