[catpuppy]

And that was right after she stapled a certain part of her anatomy used for the nutrition of young human larva.

Having never been in a situation where one is confronted by a breast and a staple gun*, I must ask which appeared first?

there was, however, that unfortunate incident with Fifi Latour and her trained goldfish ... but that's another story.

[Darksheare]

Basically, it went down like this:

There was a bit of kissing and such fondlage, then there was teh comment of "You're more like a brother to me" and then more kissage and such.
Then the shirt came up, and out came the staplegun.
That's the short form of the sequence of events.