[JenB]

I'm not going to conquer anything. Too much work; I'd rather rule through someone else.

[Fedora]

I'm not going to conquer anything. Too much work; I'd rather rule through someone else.

Aha! I knew you were hiding evil plans of world conquest in there somewhere! Your aspiration is to be the Evil Over-Administrator! :) But before you kill me, tell me one thing: why will ruling from Hawaii be more efficient than ruling from somewhere else? It doesn't have anything to do with Triangles, does it? :)

[Fedora]

BTW, since you've confessed your plan for world conquest, I'll tell you mine:

1) Acquire a job at the UN which gives me access to the translators' headphones.

2) Hypnotize the UN representatives by broadcasting the music of the Minstrel of Gondor into their headphones.

3) Dehydrate the UN representatives and hold them ransom for--bwahahahahaha--1 million dollars!

Either that or take over Hawaii--now that you mention it, that also sounds like a good plan. I dunno, I can't decide. It's not easy being evil.