[Fedora]

BTW, since you've confessed your plan for world conquest, I'll tell you mine:

1) Acquire a job at the UN which gives me access to the translators' headphones.

2) Hypnotize the UN representatives by broadcasting the music of the Minstrel of Gondor into their headphones.

3) Dehydrate the UN representatives and hold them ransom for--bwahahahahaha--1 million dollars!

Either that or take over Hawaii--now that you mention it, that also sounds like a good plan. I dunno, I can't decide. It's not easy being evil.

[JenB]

I just think it would be worth the hassles of running the world, to live in Hawaii. Those evil overlords always put their Fortresses of Doom in the least inviting areas. Me, I'd live somewhere nice.

Dude, I don't think anyone would pay $10 for the UN reps. Maybe if you promised to feed them to sharks or something...