Yah know yah canna abstain from the sex-uh-ness of Fat B*st*rd! But speakin' a' abstinence, that reminds me ahm on a diet. Ya see, even though ahm so sex-uh, the truth is ahm unhappy. Ah eat bahcause ahm unhappy; and ahm unhappy bahcause ah eat: it's a vicious cycle. But I canna control mah appetite when that wee baby keeps running around makin' me so bloody hungrah! Baby: the other white meat! Wait--there ee is now! Come back 'ere, yah wee baby--get in muh belluh now!
