[Fedora]

Oh good lord, you know how to help a girl remember her abstinence pledges.

Yah know yah canna abstain from the sex-uh-ness of Fat B*st*rd! But speakin' a' abstinence, that reminds me ahm on a diet. Ya see, even though ahm so sex-uh, the truth is ahm unhappy. Ah eat bahcause ahm unhappy; and ahm unhappy bahcause ah eat: it's a vicious cycle. But I canna control mah appetite when that wee baby keeps running around makin' me so bloody hungrah! Baby: the other white meat! Wait--there ee is now! Come back 'ere, yah wee baby--get in muh belluh now!

[JenB]

Eww, eww, ew..

You can expect some mail shortly... I think...

[RosieCotton]

The only thing I've seen of that movie was the preview, 'cause it was on before FOTR or TTT, I forget which.

That was quite enough, thank you. NOT my kinda humor at all, at all.