The Hobbit Hole VI - And Whither Then? I Cannot Say...

[Rose in RoseBear]

No, don't do it in a bathtub.

A superficial cleanup is easier in a bathtub, but a tub, be it porcelain or fiberglass, holds blood evidence that can't be scrubbed away. And if you rinse the blood down the drain, you'll leave evidence in the drain trap.

No, best to do it the way Tony Soprano would ... in a butcher shop. Better tools, and the blood evidence is meaningless ... it is a butcher shop, after all.

[JenB]

Sigh... I think I'll refrain from the chopping and get someone else to do it for me. Don't want to get my pretty little hands dirty!

Besides, I'd probably try using lime to dispose of the body, assuming I had enough time to do so.

[HairOfTheDog]

So I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?

[g'nad]

If you have your own septic system the "evidence" is still on site in the septic tank for far too long.

exactly... I gotta lagoon... so that wouldn't be wise... but I gots a hunert acres adjoinin' 4000 of wilderness crawlin' with varmints and coyotes... a body is bio-degradable, and it helps ther indigenous flora and fauna...

[Ramius]

Well just remember: A friend will help you move.

A *really good* friend will help you move bodies. :-)

[JenB]

Just as long as you don't let stoopid kids wander across your land to happen across it.

[Ramius]

I like the way you think. I think.

[JenB]

And a lousy friend is a good person to plant a body on.

[g'nad]

the werds gotten out... stay away from the crazy jarhead's place... he ain't right in the head... now I wonder how come people think that?...

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Ain't gonna be eating at Satriale's for a while...

[Rose in RoseBear]

Nope ... incinerator.

[Ramius]

Or... like in Scott Peterson's case... the good call was dumping the body in the bay. A better call would've been dumping in the ocean only a few miles away.

The really bad call was the prosecution announcing to the world for a couple of months in advance exactly where Scott went fishing on Christmas day. Of course giving anybody else a perfect spot to drop off the body in order to make it look like Scott did it.

Of course, I still think he did... I'm just sayin...

[JenB]

Can't they find bone fragments, even after incineration?

How about switching caskets at a funeral? Tricky to pull off, and you've still got a dead body, but at least it's not your victim.

[Fedora]

what'er yuh worried about?... it won't hurt... much... or fer long...

Oh, what the hey, you're right--what could possibly go wrong. . .?

[Fedora]

Always good to meet a fellow MSTie!

Since about Season Two! :)

[Ramius]

Can't imagine why. :-)

I dunno... whenever we carried jar-heads around they kinda' scared us too. "There's just somethin' not right with those dudes..." :-)

I think it was something about the way they obsessed on sharpening knives all the time. Maybe that was it.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Hobbit Hole VI
Weekly Post Count, Week 6
(Mar. 4 through Mar. 10)

Daily Count, Total, Average
Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun	Mon	Tue	Wed	Tot	Avg
287	257	288	146	366	216	462	2022	289

Top Ten
Rank	Poster	No. of Posts	Average Posts/Day	Percent of Weekly Posts
1.	Fedora	276	39	13.65%
2.	Wneighbor	233	33	11.52%
3.	RosieCotton	212	30	10.48%
4.	JenB	188	27	9.30%
5.	2Jedismom	117	17	5.79%
6.	Ramius	110	16	5.44%
7.	Professional Engineer	104	15	5.14%
8.	HairOfTheDog	102	15	5.04%
9.	msdrby	95	14	4.70%
10.	SuziQ	66	9	3.26%

Previous Weeks:
Week 1, Week 2, Week 3, Week 4, Week 5.

Normally, only people who make the Top Ten during the week will receive this ping. If you want to be added to or removed from my ping list, send me FReepmail!

[Ramius]

Ack!! A pox on you!!!

Phtui... Kerry pics.

[g'nad]

we just gots diff'rent priorities...

course you Coasties don't get into as many "situations"... mebbe cuz yuh actually think before you act...

but I don't get too many trespassers no more...

[JenB]

Yay, stats! I can go to bed now!

And yay, I'm in the top five this week!