Hobbit Hole VI
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| Daily Count, Total, Average | ||||||||
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| Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Tot | Avg |
| 287 | 257 | 288 | 146 | 366 | 216 | 462 | 2022 | 289 |
| Top Ten | ||||
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| Rank | Poster | No. of Posts |
Average Posts/Day |
Percent of Weekly Posts |
| 1. | Fedora | 276 | 39 | 13.65% |
| 2. | Wneighbor | 233 | 33 | 11.52% |
| 3. | RosieCotton | 212 | 30 | 10.48% |
| 4. | JenB | 188 | 27 | 9.30% |
| 5. | 2Jedismom | 117 | 17 | 5.79% |
| 6. | Ramius | 110 | 16 | 5.44% |
| 7. | Professional Engineer | 104 | 15 | 5.14% |
| 8. | HairOfTheDog | 102 | 15 | 5.04% |
| 9. | msdrby | 95 | 14 | 4.70% |
| 10. | SuziQ | 66 | 9 | 3.26% |
Previous Weeks:
Week 1, Week 2, Week 3, Week 4, Week 5.
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Or, you could use a funeral home's incinerator.
It's very hard to switch caskets. Once a funeral home gets a body, it's too memorable --- good funeral homes know what "Mr. So-and-so" looked like; they may have pictures from the family. After the body gets to the funeral home, it's too visible to swap --- too many people see it, touch it, wash it, dress and adorn it. And then there's the funeral. Plenty of cultures prefer an open-casket service, even cultures that don't have the casket open for the funeral have a wake or something where the deceased is on view. And, also, most modern caskets are locked. The keys are easy to get, but, still, that makes it hard to swap bodies.
You could, of course, swap bodies before the funeral home gets the body but after the identification has been made ... or after the graveside service. Posit a crooked gravedigger ...