[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

Democratic hopeful John Kerry has loaned his campaign $850,000 and will mortgage his family's Boston home to come up with more campaign cash, marking the first time a candidate has tapped his personal fortune in the 2004 presidential race.

I guess Ketchup boy’s wife is not going to help…. Gotta wonder what dinner around their table sounds like! Couldn’t possibly be amatorious!

Kerry’s love of self
Fuels amatorious dreams
Onanism guy!

Amatory man.
Did you know he’s a veteran?
Loves selected facts.

Kerry loans presidential campaign $850G [Mortgages Home!]

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

"Put away those antlers, Chewbaca. I said I wanted a Christmas cookie."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[RikaStrom]

Happy Friday!!!

[RikaStrom]

Happy Friday!!!

[RikaStrom]

Happy Friday!!!

[RikaStrom]

Happy Friday!!!

[LonePalm]

Morning Teach,

I'm surprised that I didn't get a comment back on my amatory one-liner yesterday.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[xsmommy]

OMG teach, you used hobbes favorite word in your haiku! Moring to you.

[theDentist]

Gooood mornin' WFTD!!!!!

[VRWCmember]

While his apologists insist it was all amatory, rational and informed people all recognize that bill clinton's impeachment five years ago today was all about perjury and obstruction of justice.

[theDentist]

Yesterday's rally on the NYSE resultied in an amatorious enthusiasm that I carried with me thru the rest of the day!

[P.O.E.]

If the bent one wasn't so bent on amatory pursuits, maybe 9/11 could've been avoided for our benefit, and the same with impeachment, which would have been good for him only.

[theDentist]

On the drive home last night, listening to Talking Heads singing "Swamp", and musing of Kerry's slow silent spiral to the depths of a political dead sea, I made a connection between his frustration and the music.

If you've never heard "Swamp", think of the drunken initiation party of Animal house, but held in the 80's. All these guys warbling Hiiiii hihihihi hiiiii!

So, with sincerest apologies to David Byrne:

Swamped!

Now lemme tell you a story
Kerry says he has a plan
Soft money in his pocket
Oval Office on his mind
New suit and new haircut
But the contest's over
All the polls in solid motion
Those tired speeches, gonna swallow you up

Why why why why why?
One poll too many
Too far behind
First primary sends him home

And when they spell his initials
Drives ol' Teddy quite mad
Charisma is special substance
Ain't none in this man

So wake up young voters
He's trailing Sharpton
Watch out, ride Harleys
Don't forget to say "f**ked up"

Why why why why why?
What's that? Who's losing?
What's our message? Who knows?
First primary sends him home

How many people do you think I am
Time to be someone else
Went and married old millionaire
A checkbook right in my hands
No traction, no appeal
An electoral chart on the wall
Soft numbers, worse 'n Edwards
Watching his plans all implode

And when you need to look homey
Call the wife for the press
She talks, reporters listen
Lights on, nobody home

Click click- see ya later
Vroom vroom- no time to rest
Fav'rit move- Risky Business
All them moves, who should he be next?

Why why why why why?
Only now hard feelings
What's that, new consultants
Dirty tricks lets go
I- don't want to go home
I- want that big white home
Why why why why why?
Why why why why why?
Why why why why why?
Why why why why why?

[xsmommy]

i have no way to work the WFTD into this story, but GOOD GRIEF can you believe THIS?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Tony Blair is a lib, but there's more to the story
On foreign affairs, he says, "I Amatory"

With Saddam tossed in jail, he is sharing the glory
Tony Blair and George Bush, acting quite amatory

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework: Amatory.

As Benedict Arnold's wife was heard say, "Yes, amatory. But he betrayed his country because of his love for me."

Hillary, on the other hand, betrays her country for love of self, not for love of Bill.

And international socialism.

[hobbes1]

It would be unkind
Not to say all coquettes find
Hobbes Amatory

[xsmommy]

This classroom is a virtual canine AMATORIUM and i thought this would tug some heartstrings.

[Texan5]

Morning, Friday morning!

The 'Rats are deeply saddened
At Dubya's poll numbers, no doubt
Let them slink into their corners
With their lower lips in a pout

And I am eternally grateful to see
How Dubya's popularity surges
When I recall on this date, X42 was
Impeached for lying about his amatory urges

[NeoCaveman]

Kerry loans presidential campaign $850G [Mortgages Home!]

So when does Terri release the ketchup money?

Or does she know a bad investment when she sees it

[NeoCaveman]

Kerry’s love of self
Fuels amatorious dreams
Onanism guy!

Thinking of ones self
Kerry does he's alone
Hubruis exrtremus