Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 11

19 Oct 03 | null and void

[Mo1]

OK, I'm tired of arguing over on the Philly boards about the Street Probe .. so I'm off to la la land

Oh ..I was out at the store tonight and there was this mother and she had 4 little boys .. the one was about 4 yrs old and he just kept crying and crying and crying

I could tell that she couldn't wait to get out of the store

Well in the middle of his crying fit he looks at his mom and says.

You know how many chances I'm going to give you to buy me those barney toys? .. Zero .. that's right zero chances .. how do you like that

Everyone in line tried hard not to laugh ..

And then he says .. I know mom, I am cranky because I am very tired and when I get home, I am going to bed very quickly so that I can feel better

After that one, everyone in line just lost it .. LOL

OK .. I'm off to bed

Sweet Dreams y'all

[ValerieUSA]

What an odd little creature -- that smart unpredictability will keep his mom on her toes for the rest of her life!

[Mo1]

I bet he will .. *l*

[Letitring]

Oh Gawd, I think that physical therapist is the Antichrist. boo-hoo, sob, sniffle. :)

[Letitring]

I think Bess gets fussier every year. She is saying this house is so jammed up with packing/shipping crates, she is going to hand out hard hats so our guests won't be injured. What guests? They won't let me see anybody. :(

[Letitring]

I'm just going to sit here in the middle of my mess and enjoy myself. :)

[Letitring]

Oh good grief. I've got to go and see what she wants before she cardiacs. BBL.

[Mo1]

Poor Ringy ... I think Swervie call his physical therapist the Antichrist also

Plus a few other names too *L*

So what's with the mess .. are you moving?

[lodwick]

It's always something...

Cheers down there.

[ValerieUSA]

Hello. I took pics of a friend's truck that had some damage to report to the insurance company... and he took me to lunch. That was nice. Margaritas in the middle of the day - how decadent!

[null and void]

Margaritas in the middle of the day - how decadent!

Followed by afternoon delight????

[null and void]

Oops, old tag line, was talking about Barbara Olsen on another thread.

[ValerieUSA]

*LOL* Nope.... all he got was a few pics of his truck.
He's a nice guy, and we go out every once in awhile, but I don't know him very well yet. He seems to think we know each other well enough.... but I don't.

[Conservababe]

My fifteen month old grandson told his mother last night to "get real".

He has a five year old sister and three year old brother and he picks up these smarty pants expressions from them.

But, he doesn't know how to use them appropiately yet, as to you friends, but not your parents.

He looked kind of scared as he looked at his mom's scowling face and his astonished siblings.

Then, we just had to laugh.

[lodwick]

Kids are little sponges, just waiting to be filled with whatever they hear at that age.

I have to "watch it" when our little nephews are present...

Cheers, CB

[Cuttnhorse]

It's not too early to start thinking about Halloween:

A very shy man was in the hospital for a series of invasive tests. As a result of one of the tests he accidentally badly soiled the sheets in his hospital bed.

He was horribly embarrassed and grabbed the sheets and threw them out the window before anyone noticed.

As luck would have it, a drunk was walking on the side walk and the soiled sheets landed on his head. He immediately began thrashing around and yelling.

A security guard saw the whole thing and asked the drunk what the heck happened. The drunk looked down at the sheet at his feet and said, "I'm not sure, but I think I kicked the crap out of a ghost".

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[Cuttnhorse]

Nuttin but the little box with the red X

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