USS Abraham Lincoln returning home after being sunk three times by Iran.

patriot.tv ^ | 9/7/26 | Tyler Durden

[Midwesterner53]

(Zero Hedge)—In yet another example of Iranian social media claims not matching up with reality, the nuclear powered Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln is returning home after a 286 day deployment and 5 days of rest at port in Thailand. The ship was untouched by any signs of combat, despite the IRGC claiming on at least three separate occasions that they had sunk the mighty vessel with drones and missile strikes.

Iranian aligned accounts even spread AI videos and video game clips of a ship sinking, arguing that the clips showed the Abraham Lincoln. Left wing commentators celebrated the news, only to scrub their posts after it was revealed that the information was fake.

[Midwesterner53]

Prostitutes in Thailand had more impact on the Lincoln than anything the Iranians threw at it. Welcome home!

[Jane Long]

LOL ... the IRGC might can get on with the Bee.

[mad_as_he$$]

I clap at your statement.

[rktman]

Antibiotics on the rise? Corpsman extra busy?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They never realized that we fill our aircraft carriers with ping-pong balls. When sunk they just pop back to the surface.

[Vermont Lt]

Reddit: “But it was rusty. It was so rusty! It’s Trump’s fault!” <> Everyone is so focused on this one ship. Ask any sailor..their ships are always out a sea too long.

[GOPJ]

(Zero Hedge)—In yet another example of Iranian social media claims not matching up with reality, the nuclear powered Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln is returning home after a 286 day deployment and 5 days of rest at port in Thailand. The ship was untouched by any signs of combat,

The only people stupid enough to believe Iranian propaganda and lies are Morning Joe and his sycophants, the rest of the 'on-air talent' at MSNOW, the New York Times and the heads of all the Sunday Morning News shows.

[hanamizu]

Does the Navy still have hot seats?

[House Atreides]

Well, those automatic refloating devices they added to the hull of the carrier sure came in handy.

[rktman]

YUGE flotation collars.

[skr]

Sunk must mean something different from what I learned long ago.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Rust is a constant battle for a steel ship on the salty ocean. I figure that she will be in drydock for a fairly long refit.

[FatherofFive]

The Bee missed another one

[Mark17]

They never realized that we fill our aircraft carriers with ping-pong balls. When sunk they just pop back to the surface.

I knew it had to be something like that, since it’s a little difficult to navigate while sitting on the bottom of the sea. 😵‍💫🤪😝😆

[ComputerGuy]

Aureomycin was my drug of choice for Bangkok R&R ‘conditions’.
Each R&R country had its own strain(s) of the clap.
After a while we learned how to give customized treatment.
All done quietly and confidentially.

[SaveFerris]

(Iranian propaganda and lies)

There are actually videos on YouTube
claiming air defense victories

The videos are obviously AI or Games

[Keyser Soze 84]

[MikelTackNailer]

It's the dreaded Ghost Carrier, crewed by sailors thrice dead.

Captained by the vengeful spirit of Israeli-American Shiv R. Metimberz.

[lee martell]

What are “Hot Seats”? I was in the Navy in late ‘70’d thru ‘83, but don’t recall that.
Is it something between a Sheep Dip style decontaminent and Kim Kardashian’s modified backside?

[hanamizu]

Not ex-Navy but as understand it, sailors who overindulged on liberty and paid the STD price were completed to use a toilet with a red seat until cleared of the disease.