Posted on 09/03/2026 11:34:44 AM PDT by DFG
NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women's rights, but no one in the room could hear her because her mouth was covered by a hijab.
With the hijab making Hochul's voice sound like the muffled groans of the teacher from Charlie Brown cartoons, New Yorkers remained tragically ignorant of the threat that Republicans pose to women's freedom.
"Bwahh-bwahhh. Gllll. Merrrr," said Hochul, waving her arms frantically.
Attendees and members of the media were bewildered.
"Huh. Wonder what she's saying under there," said local man Hamza Malik. "Seems like she's pretty worked up about it, whatever it is. Good thing we made her wear the hijab so we don't have to listen to some high-pitched whining. Someone tell her the time for women talking is over."
Republicans gloated over the incident, cackling that Hochul was unable to warn anyone of their dastardly plans. "Ha! Now the women will never see it coming," said local Republican man Kenneth Grayson. "Lucky for us that the Democrats stuffed her into a hijab, or else our plot to take women's rights could have been foiled."
At publishing time, Hochul's security team had ushered the governor to safety and narrowly prevented her from being beaten with sticks for speaking to men in public.
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How do you spell stupid?
This idiot is running ads in NYS....all they have to say is:
-Blakeman like Trump
-Trump bad
“...Republicans were taking away women’s rights...”
What rights are those. Except for the voting amendment, I don’t know of any specific rights different from the men.
wy69
She gave up her rights to the backward cult
Submit to the muslims though, right Kathy
The massive ironic hypocrisy, I am surprised at that xoncentration level it didn’t vaporize the mosque
I’m not sad for her or any liberal socialist there. They voluntarily are partnering with them, they get what they want and endorse. How can anyone be sad for someone who gets what they want? She wants this. Shes wearing her muslim muzzle. She wants it.
This filthy *illegitimate* welcomes muslims and bows down in submission to them. When they gain power women will have the right to get raped but no right to do something about it.
Once again, The Bee slips into reporting real news.
Psstt....
It’s The Babylon Bee.....
DEMOCRAT
At publishing time, Hochul's security team had ushered the governor to safety and narrowly prevented her from being beaten with sticks for speaking to men in public.
I love the Bee... ping
Nice dig at that jerk Hochul.
She must have received millions of dollars from muslims and is wearing the hijab as payoff. She doesn’t know what she has gotten herself into.
There are many different spellings:
- Democrat
- Liberal
- Woke
- AWFUL
- Feminist
- Expert
I'm sure I missed several other spellings.
Now that’s funny.
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