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Dems "Don't Need Male Voters" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 June 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/09/2026 9:55:12 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a speech at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) Rules and Bylaws Committee Meeting in Washington, DC, Gov. Michelle Lujan-Grisham (NM) claimed "if women — Democratic women — just show up and vote, we're good. We don't need any of the men. We have more women and women of color elected in New Mexico than anywhere else in the country. We have the most female legislature."

"Don't get me wrong," the Governor said. "I want the men's votes. I am greedy. Losing anyone's vote — and that's been, I think, part of the Democratic Party's national branding problem. I just insist that the men know their place in the pecking order. Men need to disavow their allegiance to the ideal of rugged individualism. Our modern society doesn't need it and can't abide it. Everyone must play the role assigned to them by the social collective. Men need to support women's rights by fulfilling the demands they articulate in the public sphere and at home."

"As we saw in the 2024 election, men failed to do their part," Lujan-Grisham asserted. "Fifty-five percent of them voted for Trump. Fifty-seven percent of the women voted for Kamala. This disparity led to the election of the most despicable man to ever hold the office of President of the United States and enough Republicans in Congress to pass key portions of his awful agenda--huge tax cuts, deregulation, funding enforcement of our immigration statutes, and aggression against Iran."

The Governor admitted that "it is unlikely that men will simply do the right thing on their own initiative, but women control 100% of the vaginas. If men want to get at them they'll have to meet our demands."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: lujangrisham; satire; trump; vaginas

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1 posted on 06/09/2026 9:55:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Democrats just lie all the time. If they “Don’t Need Male Voters”, why are the running a guy who looks like a lumberjack (but speaks in Kamala-like word salads) for Senate in Maine?


2 posted on 06/09/2026 9:59:09 AM PDT by SunStar (Democrats piss me off!)
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To: John Semmens

Pure evil, communism. I think many women are all signed up for this. I would hate to be a young man dating today.


3 posted on 06/09/2026 9:59:51 AM PDT by brownsfan (We are already on the slippery slope.)
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To: John Semmens

Dems don’t need any voters, just ballots.


4 posted on 06/09/2026 10:39:37 AM PDT by Flag_This (They're lying.)
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To: John Semmens

When a vote harvester votes on behalf of the dead, minors 16-17, non-citizens, movers, vacant houses, vacant lots .... or what relevance is the sex or gender of the voter?

If a vote counter shifts the votes of a 3d party candidate to a major party candidate, of what relevance is the sex of the voter?


5 posted on 06/09/2026 10:41:09 AM PDT by spintreebob
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To: brownsfan
"I would hate to be a young man dating today."

NOTE TO SELF: Invest in one of those "robot companion" services.

6 posted on 06/09/2026 10:52:56 AM PDT by The Duke (Not without incident)
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To: John Semmens

Please listen to me. You will have proof of cheating if you count the overvotes! Clerks mark ballots to create overvotes/spoiled ballots if they don’t like who the voter marked. Compare to early elections and you will find too many!

https://towncriernews.blogspot.com/2020/04/vote-by-mail-i-witnessed-fraud-it-will.html?m=1
An overvote occurs when an elector casts more votes in a contest than is allowed. This results in a spoiled vote, a ballot which is not counted in the final tally. For example, a voter who votes for two candidates in a contest that permits only one vote has overvoted, and his or her ballot cannot be counted for the race in which the voter overvoted.[1][2]
I saw it! I worked Oregon elections for 35 years and when I called them in this I was never allowed to work an election again. I worked 2 California elections.


7 posted on 06/09/2026 10:57:56 AM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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To: John Semmens

Democrats don’t need voters period. They just need vote counter’s.


8 posted on 06/09/2026 10:59:32 AM PDT by Ronald77 ( )
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To: John Semmens

Yup, it’s easier to fool women...


9 posted on 06/09/2026 11:08:26 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA "by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: John Semmens

They are lucky then, for they don’t have any.


10 posted on 06/09/2026 11:31:13 AM PDT by GingisK
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