Posted on 07/03/2025 12:29:47 PM PDT by DFG
WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.
Mere moments after the deciding vote was cast, a horrific tragedy played at across the world as throngs of humans immediately dropped dead.
"They tried to warn us," sighed Speaker Mike Johnson, surveying the carnage. "They tried to tell us that this would kill everyone, but we didn't listen. How foolish I was! Curse you, Big, Beautiful Bill!"
At publishing time, death squads had begun hunting down Medicaid patients, just as Democrats had warned.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Have you received your Death Squad Draft Notice yet?
I mentioned it earlier. Just as soon as lil hitler signs at 1700 hrs tommorow, no more Medicaid for billions of people with millions reaching room temp shortly after that. Such liars!
W.I.N.I.N.I.N.G! 🤗👍
Yes cross seen burning.
Yep, it killed me.
Guess I’ll be voting Democrat now.
And CUE the Big BEAUTIFUL Meltdowns: Here Are the Best Tantrums After Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill PASSES
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/07/03/and-cue-the-big-beautiful-meltdowns-here-are-the-best-n2415176
In case any editors for Babylon Bee read these threads, here’s a few other headline suggestions ...
Putin says diplomatic solutions are needed for all wars not started by him
Global warming likely cause of 39th warmest June
Elon Musk reveals plan to journey to Earth
Not only that, but HITLER WILL BE RESURREDCTED!!!
I love the BEE... That’s is funny...
Huh? I thought he already was. On his way to Iowa currently. 😂😂😂😂👍
They will surely be resurrected days before the next elections
Democrats love abortions. Are people blaming them?
He’s been a bit delayed. MAGA operatives are setting up gas chambers for illegal aliens and he wants to see the first mass gassing.
Some chick on a podcast said that at Alligator Alcatraz, Trump is going to handcuff the detainees, take them up in a plane and throw them out over the ocean. I think she was serious.
Ass reported by the lame stream......
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