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Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/12/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/12/2025 9:23:02 AM PDT by DFG

LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE riots, California Governor Gavin Newsom said it's his duty to represent the illegal immigrants who elected him.

Newsom clapped back at the public outcry aimed at him and his office's handling of the destructive protests that have ravaged downtown Los Angeles for several days, stating in no uncertain terms that his allegiance was with the millions of people who illegally entered the country and voted unconstitutionally to elect him as governor.

"I have a responsibility to serve the people who voted for me when they weren't legally allowed to do so," a defiant Newsom told reporters. "This is America. A land of freedom and liberty that is ruled by laws. And when those laws are broken, it's my job to stand up and represent the people who broke those laws. That's where my loyalty lies. These hardworking criminals and their families want to stay in this country illegally, and it's my duty to honor that."

When questioned about whether or not his office stands by law-abiding American citizens who were born in the U.S., Newsom took exception to the implied narrative. "Are you trying to divide us?" he asked the journalist. "Citizens and non-citizens? People who vote legally and people who vote illegally? You sound like a bigot to me. People who break the law have just as many rights as anyone else, even if the law says they don't. I'm proud to represent the lawbreakers."

At publishing time, Newsom had called an emergency lunch for his staff at The French Laundry to deal with the ongoing riots.


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 06/12/2025 9:23:02 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Bee stung me. I clicked on thread thinking it was actually a real headline until I saw the source.


2 posted on 06/12/2025 9:25:35 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: DFG

Oh, man…..

No wonder the left hates satire and is so bad at it


3 posted on 06/12/2025 9:29:37 AM PDT by silverleaf (“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
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To: DFG

BWAHAHAHA!


4 posted on 06/12/2025 9:31:27 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The road is a dangerous place man, you can die out here...or worse. -Johnny Paycheck, 1980, Reno, NV)
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To: DFG

Didn’t the democrats already say something like this ,LOL


5 posted on 06/12/2025 9:33:20 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: DFG

How is this satire?


6 posted on 06/12/2025 9:36:28 AM PDT by fwdude (Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left?)
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To: DFG
The Bee, absolutely accurate News, unassailable Opinion and Pro American Activism.

Plus, they can read Prog Marxist Democrat minds, and predict the future.

7 posted on 06/12/2025 9:41:28 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: DFG

Illegal aliens are a means to an end for the commie party..back when Bill Clinton was President, he gave a speech talking about how criminal illegals need to be deported, how they use taxpayer money, heck he sounded like Trump..but the Dems figured out that if you give illegals enough freebies, they will vote for you forever, put them in congressional blue districts, give the Dems more house seats..that is why Dems wont even discuss removing CRIMINAL illegals because even criminal illegals vote Dem cant lose even ONE


8 posted on 06/12/2025 9:49:04 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Sarah Barracuda

What the.democrats are not seeing is the reconquista of the south western states including California to re-absorb back into Mexico. This will happen and the motion of Latinos either taking over the western portion of the Democratic Party or forming their own and create a Mexican colony.


9 posted on 06/12/2025 10:25:54 AM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: DFG

Despite it being on Babylon Bee, once again it is not a joke.

1) the trash in California who voted for Newsom, Pelosi, Schiff and earlier Kamala include a significant number of illegals.

2) California unfairly gets more members of Congress due to the head count, meaning the welfare leeches there illegally each count as much as the American citizen husband and wife going out to work all day for their family.
This has to stop.


10 posted on 06/12/2025 10:36:59 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: DFG

I know it’s the BB but hats off to getting the truth, dead on.

In Awe of such a perceptive thought.


11 posted on 06/12/2025 12:25:47 PM PDT by epluribus_2 (!)
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To: DFG
"I have a responsibility to serve the people who voted for me when they weren't legally allowed to do so."

Illegal immigrants, who cannot legally vote in US elections, elected Newsom, AND HE ADMITS IT?????

"We couldn't make this stuff up, folks."
~Rush Limbaugh~

12 posted on 06/12/2025 12:50:18 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Nothing inflames unrest in the delusional, and nothing inflames unrest in the evil, like TRUTH.)
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To: Savage Beast
Yep! I got Bee stung too.
13 posted on 06/12/2025 12:51:21 PM PDT by Savage Beast (Nothing inflames unrest in the delusional, and nothing inflames unrest in the evil, like TRUTH.)
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To: DFG

Ever imagine working one day at the Bee? Funniest place on the planet.


14 posted on 06/12/2025 12:57:50 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DFG

The Bee is not so far from the truth again.


15 posted on 06/12/2025 1:10:58 PM PDT by metmom ( He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.”)
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To: Navy Patriot; Liz; GOPJ; SunkenCiv; nopardons; mass55th; Albion Wilde; alloysteel; qaz123; ...
Fully agree, Navy Patriot: the Bee is a great column that often predicts the future.

But I think in this case, the Bee unwittingly posted a fake photo of Governor Gruesome in today's column.

Notice how the photo shows Gruesome's gray hair dramatically curving upward and parting in the middle.

Well, it's obvious to me: the photo is fake because this hair style hides the devil's horns on Gruesome's head.

This is an issue of transparency.  Voters in California need to see the same Governor Gruesome that Governor Gruesome sees every morning in the mirror — and BEFORE he combs his hair back to hide his horns!

Now some FReepers will take issue with my analysis.  They'll say the exaggerated curves on Gruesome's head are not caused by devil horns, but by those DIY Devil Horns kits you can buy on eBay.

But I stand by my analysis because it's as plain as day: 

  • How could a United States governor watch and do nothing to stop terrorists and illegal aliens from looting stores and burning cars — and pretend there's nothing wrong?

  • How could a U.S. governor permit its largest city to go unprotected from a fire that totally burned to the ground a district the size of Manhattan island?

Such a governor is clearly Satan in disguise.


16 posted on 06/12/2025 2:51:07 PM PDT by poconopundit (Kash Patel, his portrait's in Webster's next to the word "gangbusters". Go Kash go! Love ya man!)
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To: poconopundit
"Well, it's obvious to me: the photo is fake because this hair style hides the devil's horns on Gruesome's head."

ROFL!! Gruesome's got plenty of Satan's little helpers with horns alongside him in the RAT Party.

17 posted on 06/12/2025 3:02:32 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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Bee: Newsom stated “his allegiance” was w/ the millions who illegally
jumped the border, entered the country, and “voted” to elect him.


Satire? The numbskull actually believes this.


18 posted on 06/12/2025 3:42:21 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray...."Our Father, who art in heaven......" )
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To: poconopundit

I believe your analysis is correct, I’ve spoken at arm’s length, (for safety), with some that have had intercourse with Newsom, and they confirm that he has horns bulging from unusual places.


19 posted on 06/12/2025 4:30:03 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: DFG

I got stung by the Bee!


20 posted on 06/12/2025 5:51:36 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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