[E. Pluribus Unum]

Let me guess:

1. Communisim
2. Communisim
3. Communisim
4. Communisim
5. Communisim
6. Communisim
7. Communisim
8. Communisim
9. Communisim
10. Communisim

[Red Badger]

We may have to build a wall on the Northern Border..............

[mewzilla]

10. Taxing home equity.

[Angelino97]

Would be funnier if only the first sentences were used, without the second, explanatory sentences.

In compiling his Top Ten lists, David Letterman understood that if you must explain it, it isn't funny. And if it is funny, an explanation only deflates the humor.

[Angelino97]

6. Establish a war victory monument in case Canada ever wins a war: You never know.

Canada has won wars. Its troops fought in both world wars, and many Canadian troops died on D-Day.

I've also been told by Canadians that the "British" troops who burned Washington in 1814 were actually Canadian recruits.

[bigbob]

So long as they’re not 51st state its all good eh?

[Magnum44]

[PIF]

With the ascension of the new PM and his ardent climate policies, Canada is set to implode and Alberta to try to leave Canada altogether.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Canada modelled their NHS on the UK’s .... where people go to die.

[linMcHlp]

Communist Red Chinese occupying Quebec and speaking le Francais.