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Trump's Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
Babylon Bee ^ | 03/04/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/04/2025 11:04:10 AM PST by DFG

WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump's Canadian tariffs were expected to have a devastating impact on the curling broom industry.

"America's economy may not recover from this devastating blow to the sport of curling," said economist and political strategist John Deleck. "What Trump is doing with these tariffs may very well cause the country to collapse."

The American people have reportedly begun stockpiling curling brooms ahead of a perceived decline in supply as a result of the tariffs. Leading curling broom resellers say they will have to reduce their inventory because of the tariffs, and have already begun raising prices to account for the lower supply.

Professional curlers have begun developing alternatives to curling brooms such as curling sticks and curling spoons. But it's not expected that any substitutes will be approved by the International Olympic Committee. As a result, American curlers would be unable to qualify for the 2026 Winter Olympics.

"Trump will come to regret this recklessness," said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. "Americans will suffer terribly as a result."

At publishing time, the Canadian economists had also warned America that Trump's tariffs would also affect the price of dry, tasteless doughnuts from Tim Hortons.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; curling
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1 posted on 03/04/2025 11:04:10 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

They’re still mad at the transition to electric curling brooms. Gotta move with the times, fellas...


2 posted on 03/04/2025 11:06:26 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Holy crap! There is such a thing, and they want $1500 for it.


3 posted on 03/04/2025 11:09:22 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DFG

Thank you for that.


4 posted on 03/04/2025 11:11:46 AM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: DFG

This means war! That’s after I’m done watching paint dry in the kitchen.


5 posted on 03/04/2025 11:12:42 AM PST by Noumenon (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
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To: DFG

My wife lived in the hamlet of Claremont, Alberta when we married. All the place had was an old grain elevator, a convenience store/post office, and a curling rink.


6 posted on 03/04/2025 11:13:07 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Dr. Sivana

Surely there was a regular outdoor hockey rink.


7 posted on 03/04/2025 11:14:22 AM PST by Hieronymus ( )
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To: DFG

This should be in the Bee.

Oh, it IS in the Bee?

This should be in a mainstream news feed.


8 posted on 03/04/2025 11:15:13 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: headsonpikes; AK2KX; JudyinCanada; Alberta's Child; Jonty30; Steven Tyler; sweetiepiezer; Bulwyf; ..

Ping Canada Ping

Freepmail me if you want on or off the Canada Ping List

(My apologies for my sense of humour for those of you who may not consider The Bee ping material)


9 posted on 03/04/2025 11:15:52 AM PST by Hieronymus ( )
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To: Noumenon

I’ll never drink Molson again!!!


10 posted on 03/04/2025 11:18:31 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: Hieronymus

Lol I post The Bee articles frequently. Gotta love The Bee.


11 posted on 03/04/2025 11:20:29 AM PST by JudyinCanada (Praying that America's Golden Age includes Canada.)
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To: central_va
I’ll never drink Molson again!!!

Oh, the hugh manatee!

12 posted on 03/04/2025 11:28:28 AM PST by Noumenon (You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality. KTF)
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To: Hieronymus

I onlly went there in the late spring (May, June). I didn’t see a hockey rink. A pond probably sufficed for hockey and skating.


13 posted on 03/04/2025 11:38:11 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: DFG
At publishing time, the Canadian economists had also warned America that Trump's tariffs would also affect the price of dry, tasteless doughnuts from Tim Hortons.

Horror show.

14 posted on 03/04/2025 11:41:58 AM PST by Kudsman (We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves. )
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To: Kudsman

American Tim’s stuff (even in New York) is greatly inferior to the Canadian Tim’s stuff. Although after being disappointed two or three times, I stopped bothering with the southern Tim’s.


15 posted on 03/04/2025 11:50:26 AM PST by Hieronymus ( )
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To: DFG

Tim Horton’s used to have great donuts.

Haven’t had one in years.


16 posted on 03/04/2025 11:52:51 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: DFG

https://broomfitters.com/collections/brooms?srsltid=AfmBOorG4IEwinIn_lbM2tbJwWAFnY4uFKlmB8ybNipmTUdnfNz365YM


17 posted on 03/04/2025 12:00:28 PM PST by jroehl (And how we burned in the camps later - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - The Gulag Archipelago)
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To: DFG

All the years purchasing stuff, I can’t recall a single item purchased that was ‘made in canada’.


18 posted on 03/04/2025 12:58:16 PM PST by chief lee runamok ( Le Flâneur @Large)
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To: Dr. Sivana

All the place had was an old grain elevator,
a convenience store/post office, and a curling rink.


What? No Walmart?

A real backwater from nowhere.


19 posted on 03/04/2025 1:11:14 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

Grande Prairie is nearby. A 20 minute drive gets you to Walmart. It is a backwater, nonetheless, unless it boomed from oil sales. I just looked. The population boomed from 1,000 to 5,000. There might be more there, now.


20 posted on 03/04/2025 1:14:51 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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