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What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/14/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/14/2024 1:27:58 PM PST by DFG

The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next for her. What does the future hold for her?

To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:

1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.

2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.

3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.

5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald's ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald's experience... allegedly.

6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can't be any worse than that other woman they have.

7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.

8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.

9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.

10. The first female President of the United States: Let's be honest, there's still a real chance Joe doesn't make it to January 20.

Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright. What job do you think would be perfect for her? Add your own suggestions in the comments below.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kamala; kamalaharris
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To: Bullish

Not elected, selected. They thought the cheat machine was still dialed up to 11.


21 posted on 11/14/2024 2:16:31 PM PST by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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To: PeterPrinciple

DJT is gonna pardon the guy who authorized the FBI to use lethal force at Mar-A-Lago? Seems very unlikely indeed!


22 posted on 11/14/2024 2:17:28 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: DFG
3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

Goes great with some bongos like Gutfeld and Tyrus would play during her speeches.

23 posted on 11/14/2024 2:18:20 PM PST by KarlInOhio (7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
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To: DFG
8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.

Believe it or not the test to become a master sommelier is one of the toughest in the world. This is a great sleeper documentary.

Somm Official Trailer 1 (2013) - Wine Documentary HD
24 posted on 11/14/2024 2:18:42 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: 1Old Pro
One thing for sure, her next job will be given to her, it will be unearned, she will not be qualified for it, and she will accomplish nothing good.

Yep. That's her CV in a nutshell

25 posted on 11/14/2024 2:19:13 PM PST by llevrok (No 4th Obama term!)
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To: DFG

She’s had prior experience as a trailer hitch de-chromer. It got her this far. Go back to her roots.


26 posted on 11/14/2024 2:20:28 PM PST by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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To: Gaffer

That or lawyer for some Dem shop. And then the run for Kali Gov... Newsom and Shapiro are already sizing each other up for 2028.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Kamalalala ding dong was refocusing on a couple of terms as Kali gov and then another run. She’s gone after it twice in the last 52 months, but might be thinking about a longer game and the Nixon path...


27 posted on 11/14/2024 2:27:35 PM PST by L,TOWM (An upraised middle finger is my virtue signal.)
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To: Bullish

What a Bozo!


28 posted on 11/14/2024 2:28:29 PM PST by V V Camp Enari 67-68 ( This clears up a lot of misconception)
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To: DFG

If KJP hasn’t already accepted it, the job of fence post in rural Kansas may be a prime option.


29 posted on 11/14/2024 2:35:57 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy. until Jan 20, 2025)
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To: SuperLuminal

“There’s a couple of places in Pahrump that could make use of her skills...”

Ha ha ha. I hear that she does have these skills.


30 posted on 11/14/2024 2:49:18 PM PST by Agatsu77
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To: Track9

Good idea.

But I hope she goes back to work at McDonalds


31 posted on 11/14/2024 2:52:34 PM PST by Veto! (Kamalala Sucks Rocks)
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To: DFG
Kamala would be perfect to fill the soon to be created Professor Irwin Corey Chair at the Graduate Center of Harvard's newly established School of Pseudo-Intellectual Musings.

The mission of the school is to train Harvard Kennedy School of Government graduates to answer any single question at their inevitable Congressional Hearings for Corruption, without saying anything coherent, in no less than 2000 words or 5 minutes.

32 posted on 11/14/2024 2:56:32 PM PST by hflynn
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To: DFG

How about her old job as “Fries Girl” at McDonnalds?


33 posted on 11/14/2024 3:04:11 PM PST by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: TonyM

How about ambassador to some hell-hole country like frostbitten Nepal or Iceland, nobody can understand their language at all.


34 posted on 11/14/2024 3:20:11 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: DFG
"What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider"


35 posted on 11/14/2024 3:28:37 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: DFG

Indian food chef on the Cooking Channel (expected to cease operations next month so she better hurry)...

For those who forgot the history here:

https://rumble.com/v597zdh-that-time-in-2019-when-kamala-harris-confirmed-she-was-indian.html


36 posted on 11/14/2024 3:28:40 PM PST by cgbg (It is time to pull the Deep State out of the mass media--like ticks from a dog.)
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To: DFG

I lived in the Bay Area for 10 years before escaping from California and went to a bunch of A’s games ($2 bleacher seats), also one Giants game because they were playing the Braves and I was hoping to see Hank Aaron hit a home run (he hit a double). I was there when the A’s won three World Series in a row—the only team other than the Yankees ever to accomplish that. Toronto might have done so if not for the strike in 1994.


37 posted on 11/14/2024 3:33:14 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG

Ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle.


38 posted on 11/14/2024 4:58:05 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (I "earned" the same number of delegates during the primaries in 2020 and 2024 as Harris.)
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To: DFG

Funny. But also BRUTAL.


39 posted on 11/14/2024 5:25:37 PM PST by unlearner (Not tired of winning.)
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