Posted on 11/14/2024 1:27:58 PM PST by DFG
The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next for her. What does the future hold for her?
To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:
1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.
2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.
3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.
4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.
5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald's ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald's experience... allegedly.
6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can't be any worse than that other woman they have.
7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.
8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.
9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.
10. The first female President of the United States: Let's be honest, there's still a real chance Joe doesn't make it to January 20.
Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright. What job do you think would be perfect for her? Add your own suggestions in the comments below.
Not elected, selected. They thought the cheat machine was still dialed up to 11.
DJT is gonna pardon the guy who authorized the FBI to use lethal force at Mar-A-Lago? Seems very unlikely indeed!
Goes great with some bongos like Gutfeld and Tyrus would play during her speeches.
Yep. That's her CV in a nutshell
She’s had prior experience as a trailer hitch de-chromer. It got her this far. Go back to her roots.
That or lawyer for some Dem shop. And then the run for Kali Gov... Newsom and Shapiro are already sizing each other up for 2028.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Kamalalala ding dong was refocusing on a couple of terms as Kali gov and then another run. She’s gone after it twice in the last 52 months, but might be thinking about a longer game and the Nixon path...
What a Bozo!
If KJP hasn’t already accepted it, the job of fence post in rural Kansas may be a prime option.
“There’s a couple of places in Pahrump that could make use of her skills...”
Ha ha ha. I hear that she does have these skills.
Good idea.
But I hope she goes back to work at McDonalds
The mission of the school is to train Harvard Kennedy School of Government graduates to answer any single question at their inevitable Congressional Hearings for Corruption, without saying anything coherent, in no less than 2000 words or 5 minutes.
How about her old job as “Fries Girl” at McDonnalds?
How about ambassador to some hell-hole country like frostbitten Nepal or Iceland, nobody can understand their language at all.
Indian food chef on the Cooking Channel (expected to cease operations next month so she better hurry)...
For those who forgot the history here:
https://rumble.com/v597zdh-that-time-in-2019-when-kamala-harris-confirmed-she-was-indian.html
I lived in the Bay Area for 10 years before escaping from California and went to a bunch of A’s games ($2 bleacher seats), also one Giants game because they were playing the Braves and I was hoping to see Hank Aaron hit a home run (he hit a double). I was there when the A’s won three World Series in a row—the only team other than the Yankees ever to accomplish that. Toronto might have done so if not for the strike in 1994.
Ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle.
Funny. But also BRUTAL.
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