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Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/08/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/08/2024 10:00:29 AM PST by DFG

Early reports from Capitol Hill indicated that President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming second term was already off to a contentious start, with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against him for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election.

"He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said. "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it. He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law."

Though Pelosi no longer serves as Speaker of the House and was unable to cite any specific law or statute Trump had broken by winning the election, she remained determined to follow through on impeaching him again.

"He must be held accountable for this heinous crime," Pelosi continued. "This is an urgent matter. We don't have time to deal with citing actual reasons why he should be impeached. That's not necessary. The important thing is to make sure he gets impeached for... something. We cannot let him be president again because that would be very bad for me, and that's illegal."

At publishing time, Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie, who sits on the House Judiciary Committee, thanked Pelosi for her service and assured her he would place the articles of impeachment in a brand-new special filing cabinet that looked suspiciously like a trash can.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; kentucky; nancypelosi; thomasmassie
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To: dayglored

21 posted on 11/08/2024 11:31:58 AM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: DFG

Amazing, how the Bee tricks me most all the time. I may guess after I get that (here we go again feeling), look and register who might be the source, but they get me for a moment almost every time.


22 posted on 11/08/2024 11:44:29 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: A Navy Vet

You been “Stung by the Bee” again...


23 posted on 11/08/2024 11:45:14 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: DFG

Well done as always (except I wouldn’t be surprised if the Dems are actually getting prepared to do this already).


24 posted on 11/08/2024 11:52:30 AM PST by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
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To: Biblebelter
In all seriousness I hope the Republicans are working on ethic complaints against Schiff to drop the minute bug eyes takes office. They need to harass him every waking minute.
25 posted on 11/08/2024 1:35:25 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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