Posted on 10/31/2024 4:08:18 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a renewed effort to lower the political temperature amid the lead-up to the presidential election next week, President Joe Biden called on all deplorable garbage Nazis to tone down their rhetoric.
The plea came during a late-night address from the White House, as Biden urged former President Donald Trump's vicious, extremist, domestic terrorist supporters to stop using such derogatory and divisive language to describe their opponents.
"Listen up, you Nazis. Here's the deal," Biden said. "Dangerous, inflammatory rhetoric has no place in our political discourse. That's why I'm calling on all of Donald Trump's nasty, disgusting, disease-infested, Hitler-loving, supporters to knock it off. Got it?"
The president stressed the need to leave insults behind and for the nation to return to civility. "The idea… that these sewer-dwelling, racist, woman-hating, fascists would try to infect our democracy with such vile, and by the way!" Biden continued. "They're the worst. The absolute scum of the earth. Walking pieces of human scat. But this is a time for unity. When we can come together… as one people… all of us… along with the hideous, festering, buckets of slime who support Donald Trump… to unite this country. And that's… that's the… that's it. End speech."
Vice President Kamala Harris's campaign agreed with Biden, issuing a press release calling for the arrest and imprisonment of all Trump supporters in an effort to heal division in the country.
At publishing time, the White House released a statement clarifying that Biden's remarks had been misinterpreted and that all offensive content was the result of Russian disinformation.
Harris is on top of all the important issues.
Immersed in a mountain of garbage, Harris is reformulating
her campaign to nail down issues for still-undecided voters:
<><>racial diversity,
<><>Mideast pea$e,
<><>the four food groups,
<><>and the dangers of making prank calls.
By now, after months of Harris’ electioneering,
cynicism among the electorate pervades the nation.
Harris promises a dystopian, welfare-state that is so socially disagreeable that
euthanasia will be the most sought-after of her free government social services.
Hey, you know this is satire right?
Your supposed laugh......you do remember how to laugh I hope. 🙂
“the White House released a statement clarifying that Biden’s remarks had been misinterpreted and that all offensive content was the result of Russian disinformation”
Whatever The Bee is paying their writers.....it’s not enough. 😂
Everyone is fed up with Harris. Liz explained exactly what Harris is about. She explained Harris' true agenda, something she has hidden for several months and countless conversations.
Sure, people often laugh at satire and that's just fine. But laughing is not always the response you will get. Sometimes the feeling of utter disgust is warranted because the satire is so powerful and out of whack with reality.
And that reaction is OK, too. In fact, it's a highly welcomed and intelligent response.
The satire sounds like a typical Dem speech lately all boiled into one sentence.
I have so little respect for that kind of response and that kind of hostility that I didn't even (never WILL) bother to explain!
You forgot “reproduction rights.” Kamala always brings that up.
lol.........
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I’m honored coming from a despicable trash facist.
LOL!
Biden is going around biting children dressed in chicken suits
There’s nothing funny about what Biden and Harris are doing to the people of the United States... I ‘get’ what Liz is saying.
Sounds like your collective grievance is with the original poster for posting it and the Babylon Bee for having the audacity to be humorous.....not me.
The Bee’s funny - but often it’s because they get so close to the truth it’s either laugh or cry. I see your side and I see Liz’s side on this one.
I searched the internet, and I cannot find one photo of a Nazi garbage person. Who hauled out Hitler’s trash? Did Nazis have no landfills?
Well, I think it’s absolutely hysterical and I will continue to enjoy the Babylon Bee articles for what they are meant to be.
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