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Nation Shudders To Imagine How Horrifying The Incriminating Photos Are That Kamala Has Of Mark Cuban
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/19/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/19/2024 11:53:27 AM PDT by DFG

With billionaire Mark Cuban continuing to debase himself in absolutely humiliating fashion for Kamala's campaign, Americans shuddered to think what could be in the pictures that Kamala is using to blackmail him.

"It must be so, so horrifying. Like, I can't even imagine how bad it must be for him to do this," said local man Steve Kapchinski. "I don't even want to think about it."

Speculation has risen that Harris must have proof of Cuban being on the Epstein list, which the campaign has used to blackmail Cuban into acting like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump. "Even if it's the Epstein list...is it worth it?" wondered local woman Sarah Hampton. "What could possibly drive a man to degrade himself like this? What cards do you have to hold to make a formerly intelligent, powerful billionaire suddenly become a brainless bobblehead for the vapidest politician in human history? It's a scary thought."

At publishing time, the nation had begun collectively begging Cuban to just own up to whatever is in the photos as his self-debasement was becoming overwhelmingly painful to watch.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; markcuban
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1 posted on 10/19/2024 11:53:27 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Are they kidding? I bet a large number of Americans would *want* to see those photos.


2 posted on 10/19/2024 11:55:06 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: CatOwner

It is the Bee... Gotcha!


3 posted on 10/19/2024 11:58:25 AM PDT by marktwain (The Republic is at risk. Resistance to the Democratic Party is Resistance to Tyranny. )
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To: DFG
LOL…priceless!
”…blackmail Cuban into acting like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump…a formerly intelligent, powerful billionaire suddenly become a brainless bobblehead for the vapidest politician in human history?"

4 posted on 10/19/2024 12:00:13 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (It should be illegal to be here illegally. It should be a crime to be committing crimes in the USA.)
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To: marktwain

I know. My comment stands.


5 posted on 10/19/2024 12:00:44 PM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: DFG

are there pictures of IneligibleHarris and Willie Brown, perchance?

those reportedly would be very helpful for the voters


6 posted on 10/19/2024 12:08:38 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: CatOwner

“My comment stands.”

You call that standing? I call that a face plant.


7 posted on 10/19/2024 12:09:38 PM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
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To: DFG

The Bee must be going for real news because reality if funnier than satire.


8 posted on 10/19/2024 12:12:34 PM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: DFG

Didn’t know Rachel had a sister


9 posted on 10/19/2024 12:13:59 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: DFG

Obviously this is The Bee, but I absolutely believe it’s true.


10 posted on 10/19/2024 12:20:40 PM PDT by LizzieD
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To: CatOwner
Are they kidding? I bet a large number of Americans would *want* to see those photos.

Yeah. All the kamala voters.

11 posted on 10/19/2024 12:25:49 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: CatOwner

It’s the Bee so your comment is a quite ridiculous pile of Code Green from a horse


12 posted on 10/19/2024 12:30:29 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: metmom

Yep.


13 posted on 10/19/2024 12:32:53 PM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: enumerated

Shoulda just taken the L and moved on...


14 posted on 10/19/2024 12:43:11 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: CatOwner

Yes. Your comment stands, as it should!


15 posted on 10/19/2024 1:16:05 PM PDT by marktwain (The Republic is at risk. Resistance to the Democratic Party is Resistance to Tyranny. )
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To: DFG

They got me.


16 posted on 10/19/2024 1:18:43 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
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To: DFG

LOL

This is very funny ... in spite of the fact that Mark Cuban has always acted like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump.


17 posted on 10/19/2024 1:32:57 PM PDT by TigersEye (Steve Bannon is a political prisoner. Free Steve Bannon!)
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To: DFG

I know it’s The Bee ...

But I’ve never been much impressed with Mark Cuban.


18 posted on 10/19/2024 1:39:18 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: CatOwner; DFG

“... in spite of the fact that Mark Cuban has always acted like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump.”

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🤣

Anyway... As an American, I would like for ALL the blackmail Epstein style info to be made public, in order to end the control all the various evil intelligence agencies have over apparently MOST of our elected and non-elected government employees.

~Easy


19 posted on 10/19/2024 2:07:21 PM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see. #MAGA-A)
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To: DFG

Funny, I always thought Mark Cuban was Rachel Maddow dressed like a guy.


20 posted on 10/19/2024 2:16:17 PM PDT by Nekman (The Dems are SocialistCommunistUtopianMarxists...SCUM for short...it FITS!)
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