Posted on 10/19/2024 11:53:27 AM PDT by DFG
With billionaire Mark Cuban continuing to debase himself in absolutely humiliating fashion for Kamala's campaign, Americans shuddered to think what could be in the pictures that Kamala is using to blackmail him.
"It must be so, so horrifying. Like, I can't even imagine how bad it must be for him to do this," said local man Steve Kapchinski. "I don't even want to think about it."
Speculation has risen that Harris must have proof of Cuban being on the Epstein list, which the campaign has used to blackmail Cuban into acting like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump. "Even if it's the Epstein list...is it worth it?" wondered local woman Sarah Hampton. "What could possibly drive a man to degrade himself like this? What cards do you have to hold to make a formerly intelligent, powerful billionaire suddenly become a brainless bobblehead for the vapidest politician in human history? It's a scary thought."
At publishing time, the nation had begun collectively begging Cuban to just own up to whatever is in the photos as his self-debasement was becoming overwhelmingly painful to watch.
Are they kidding? I bet a large number of Americans would *want* to see those photos.
It is the Bee... Gotcha!
”…blackmail Cuban into acting like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump…a formerly intelligent, powerful billionaire suddenly become a brainless bobblehead for the vapidest politician in human history?"
I know. My comment stands.
are there pictures of IneligibleHarris and Willie Brown, perchance?
those reportedly would be very helpful for the voters
“My comment stands.”
You call that standing? I call that a face plant.
The Bee must be going for real news because reality if funnier than satire.
Didn’t know Rachel had a sister
Obviously this is The Bee, but I absolutely believe it’s true.
Yeah. All the kamala voters.
It’s the Bee so your comment is a quite ridiculous pile of Code Green from a horse
Yep.
Shoulda just taken the L and moved on...
Yes. Your comment stands, as it should!
They got me.
LOL
This is very funny ... in spite of the fact that Mark Cuban has always acted like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump.
I know it’s The Bee ...
But I’ve never been much impressed with Mark Cuban.
“... in spite of the fact that Mark Cuban has always acted like a lesbian with the IQ of a tree stump.”
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🤣
Anyway... As an American, I would like for ALL the blackmail Epstein style info to be made public, in order to end the control all the various evil intelligence agencies have over apparently MOST of our elected and non-elected government employees.
~Easy
Funny, I always thought Mark Cuban was Rachel Maddow dressed like a guy.
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