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‘Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,’ Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/11/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/11/2024 1:01:00 PM PDT by DFG

PITTSBURGH — Former President Barack Obama hit the campaign trail for Kamala Harris Thursday, reminding a group of Black males that election season is not the time to be thinking independently.

"I know you feel like your brains are capable of making a wise and rational decision, but you need to take a moment and stop being all uppity," Obama said. "Y'all need to go into that voting booth like a bunch of good little brothas and mindlessly punch that ballot for anyone with a 'D' next to their name. That's your only job."

"For four hundred years, the black man has been put down and told not to think. I'm just asking for eight more years of that."

Black voters across the country, particularly males, have been questioning Kamala Harris' positions on everything from the economy to education, and they're not getting any answers. They say she has no answers at all — only empty platitudes. And platitudes don't put food on the table.

"I can't afford groceries," said Andrew Woods, a middle-class African American from nearby Swissvale. "Why should I vote for her when things were so much better under Trump?"

Obama warned that if Trump took back the presidency, he would usher in an economic era of growth and expansion the likes of which the nation has never seen. And that would make them all look bad.

Duncan Blackwell, an African American employed at the local steel mill, was unconvinced. "I think — "

A visibly irritated Obama cut him off. "That's your problem! STOP IT!"

At publishing time, Obama accused the group of African American men of racism after they politely asked him to leave.


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1 posted on 10/11/2024 1:01:00 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

ROTFLMCASHWUAO!!!!!


2 posted on 10/11/2024 1:02:05 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

“I know you feel like your brains are capable of making a wise and rational decision, but you need to take a moment and stop being all uppity,” Obama said. “Y’all need to go into that voting booth like a bunch of good little brothas and mindlessly punch that ballot for anyone with a ‘D’ next to their name. That’s your only job.”


one of the better Bees


3 posted on 10/11/2024 1:09:35 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: DFG

WOW! Still not relevant. Nice hood slang too bro.


4 posted on 10/11/2024 1:15:31 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from withinE? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: rktman

BEE-have-en? 😂😂😂👍


5 posted on 10/11/2024 1:16:42 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from withinE? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: DFG

So good.

Kind of like Kamala’s nomination wasn’t the time for voting.


6 posted on 10/11/2024 1:29:15 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (.You will suffer from one: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret. )
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To: rktman

Of coarse, Obama wants the blacks to stay stupid and compliant and slaves to the Democratic party.


7 posted on 10/11/2024 1:34:04 PM PDT by Ronald77
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To: DFG

So a half white guy goes and tells a bunch of black men to stop being “uppity.” Wow, just wow!


8 posted on 10/11/2024 1:37:40 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." - The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: DFG

he is such a dumbass.


9 posted on 10/11/2024 1:38:48 PM PDT by jimbug
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To: DFG
I saw that movie...

SLJ

where the oldest slave on the plantation was actually the master.

10 posted on 10/11/2024 1:46:46 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (If you merely LOOK the fool people won't take you seriously.)
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To: All
"This is NO time for rational independent thinking".


11 posted on 10/11/2024 1:51:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I may have flunked high school but the pigeons have accepted me as their leader, so I have that.)
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To: DFG

Almost. The Bee almost got me again.


12 posted on 10/11/2024 1:51:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

BEE........


13 posted on 10/11/2024 2:13:38 PM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: DFG

I love the Bee!!!


14 posted on 10/11/2024 2:16:02 PM PDT by RatRipper
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To: DFG
I'm imagining a remake of the Pulp Fiction scene where Marcellus is paying Butch to throw the fight.
OBAMA: The night of the election, you may fell a slight sting.

That's pride *******' with you. **** pride!

Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that ****.

VOTER: I got no problem with that, Mr. Obama.

OBAMA: On the fifth, your vote goes down.

OBAMA: Say it!

VOTER: On the fifth, my vote goes down.

Then when the fifth of November comes, the voters betray Obama and vote for Trump.


15 posted on 10/11/2024 2:31:06 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
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To: Billthedrill

“”Almost. The Bee almost got me again.””

Just as El RushBo used to comment. He would do a parody, exaggerating the Drive By Media and demoKKKrats. Then, a week, a month, a year later, the exaggeration becomes reality. The cutting edge of societal evolution.


16 posted on 10/11/2024 2:47:02 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: DFG

black slaver syndrome


17 posted on 10/11/2024 3:26:20 PM PDT by californian by choice (Who are those who believe in science?)
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To: DFG

BIG TRUMP SIGN ON MARKET ST IN PHILADELPHIA!


18 posted on 10/11/2024 3:41:22 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: DFG

Several large somebodies need to take that psychopath out back and explain things to him.


19 posted on 10/11/2024 4:33:50 PM PDT by dagunk
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