Posted on 10/11/2024 10:34:14 AM PDT by DFG
Despite polling momentum swinging towards former President Trump, political pundits believe that Kamala Harris can still win the election if she can just remain completely unseen and unheard until November 6th.
"If they can just lock her in the basement with Joe, she has a shot," said NBC analyst Chuck Todd. "Kamala's favorability depends on people losing all memory of her voice, face, actions, and anything related to her in any way."
With the race a statistical tie last week, Democrat strategists made the bold decision to have Kamala attempt talking to actual humans. "It was a big risk, having her open her mouth and speak," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "It took approximately 30 seconds to realize we had made a huge mistake. I did not know how much I could hate listening to someone saying words. I regret everything."
Though Kamala's polling has slipped since she began her media tour, pundits believe the damage can be limited if no one ever hears from the candidate ever again. "The less people know about who they're asking to run the country, the better," explained Harrison. "It's time to pull a Joe Biden 2020 special."
At publishing time, aides had reportedly set out a trail of wine boxes to lead Kamala into the basement.
NOT SATIRE!!!!!
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Now just a dang minute. Bait hunting is NOT legal!
why not? it worked for Biden
(so long as the D’s ETM Election Theft Machine is in place, Jack the Ripper could “win” ...)
Why is theft machine a monopoly of democrats?
What is wrong with republicans? Are they not smart enough to learn?
To complete this strategy, Kamala must change her name to “Generic Democrat” to have any chance of winning.
Haha
GOP-establishment likes losing so they can share in the graft without having to do the work or take responsibility for the corruption
(you didn’t really think they were that dumb or honest, did you?)
smiles
I do not think either Trump or Vance desire to lose.
And GOP is now party of Trump.
Trump doesn’t want to lose
how much of GOP-Establishment is supporting Trump...not so sure
McConnell, Romney, Cheney, Bushes, etc NOT for sure.
SOTH Johnson, possibly.
Absolutely she can win
Biden and cartel Katie did too
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