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1 posted on 08/08/2024 9:12:56 AM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
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To: Macho MAGA Man

What if the spider was pregnant?

Was the roommmate just giving it an abortion?

Or maybe a trans spider, getting surgury?


2 posted on 08/08/2024 9:14:22 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

And rioters walk free.


3 posted on 08/08/2024 9:16:16 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

I hope it wasn’t an “Emotional Service” Spider.


4 posted on 08/08/2024 9:16:43 AM PDT by AC86UT89
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I am no woke lefty.

But this was not a spider in the wild, or a spider that didn't belong to anyone getting into a house and scaring the occupants.

The spider in question was a pet, and therefore it was someone's property. The property was destroyed. And it was also destroyed in such a way that caused the pet suffering.

Replace "pet spider" with "pet dog" and the destroyer of the pet would be punished.

5 posted on 08/08/2024 9:16:59 AM PDT by HandBasketHell
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Cats would have immunity under the Garfield Rule


6 posted on 08/08/2024 9:18:25 AM PDT by bigbob
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Jumping spider? Those can be quite friendly and could see that having a pretty cool life hanging out in an enclosure as a pet.


8 posted on 08/08/2024 9:20:45 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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The replies here are hysterical!

LMAO!


10 posted on 08/08/2024 9:22:34 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (Bye done!)
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I lived for years out in the New Mexico desert...

I learned to exist with the tarantulas and scorpions but never came close to considering one as a pet, egads!

I will have to cut the spider drowning gal some slack here....

Never visit Australia if you really hate spiders, they have some LARGE ones....


11 posted on 08/08/2024 9:22:34 AM PDT by Bobalu (I can’t even feign surprise anymore... And I am tired of the 🐂 💩!)
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Arachnids everywhere are outraged…unable to speak. /sarc


13 posted on 08/08/2024 9:25:25 AM PDT by Skybird
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If the headline had read woman kills roommates’ $70.00 pet spider it wouldn’t get many clicks.


17 posted on 08/08/2024 9:34:14 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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Animals cannot have rights, nor can they respect them.

God said we have dominion over them.

They are property, at most. We are to be caretakers, but they are, in no way, human equivalent.


19 posted on 08/08/2024 9:37:36 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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A spider cannot be a pet. The human may be under a delusion and think it is.

So, declaring an insect to be a pet gives it protection by the law? What about that ant that I saw on the sidewalk? If I had given it a name, then my neighbor could be thrown in jail for stepping on it?

Delusion and insanity rule the country.

“Joe, you killed ANTonio, my pet! I’m calling the cops!”


23 posted on 08/08/2024 9:50:03 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Voltaire: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.)
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Little Ms Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Drinking German beer so pale
Then along came a spider
Who Sat down beside her
And asked for a sip of Ale!


25 posted on 08/08/2024 9:52:33 AM PDT by lee martell
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Was this one of those domesticated spiders
trained to walk on a leash?
The neighborhood dogs would bark themselves horse, I mean hoarse.


27 posted on 08/08/2024 9:56:18 AM PDT by lee martell
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We kill millions of bacteria every time we inhale. Fight for bacterial rights!


28 posted on 08/08/2024 9:56:41 AM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum)
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the woman should claim that she was only trying, per request of the spider, to transition it to a spotted owl, but the operation went sour, and she should be awarded, not charged with trying to convert the spider to an owl


33 posted on 08/08/2024 10:04:04 AM PDT by Bob434
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I hate ginger ale more than spiders.


34 posted on 08/08/2024 10:06:30 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Don’t ever tell me “it can’t happen here.”)
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Woman Jailed, Hit with Animal Cruelty Charge for Killing Spider

Not an "animal". Is an Arachnid.

35 posted on 08/08/2024 10:20:27 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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What if I grabbed one of the billion or so cicadas flying around and kept one as a pet? And someone grabbed my pet and ate it? Would I be able to call the cops on him?

The other billion don’t have names, so it’s OK to kill them.

Babies targeted for abortion don’t have names either. That makes it OK to kill them. (/ bitter sarcasm)


37 posted on 08/08/2024 10:40:30 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Voltaire: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.)
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When do people start going to jail for killing somebody’s pet vegetable?

Save the vegetables!


40 posted on 08/08/2024 11:29:05 AM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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