Little Ms Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Drinking German beer so pale
Then along came a spider
Who Sat down beside her
And asked for a sip of Ale!
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
He sat down beside her
And said, “Yo! What’s in the bowl, Bitch!”......Oh!