Posted on 08/01/2024 12:27:55 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent.
The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent.
"With my extensive experience of campaigning and pandering to black communities, I just had to step in and offer to help," explained Clinton. "Kamala has her heart in the right place but I think everybody was just having a hard time believing that accent."
Harris turned down an initial offer for help from President Biden who said that his years growing up in black churches and protesting for civil rights with George Washington Carver could help Harris's black authenticity. But when Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.
At publishing time, inside sources report that Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times.
We just need to find something to make it stick and then run with it.
Low information voters are not very smart. They'll require a lot of repetition.
“I don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies!”
Benny Johnson - Elon Musk BREAKS Internet With Hysterical Ad TORCHING Kamala aka Suckalotta Cox! Goes VIRAL! Libs in Total MELT DOWN 🤣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKVs3mOOwas
Why? They're the ones who always bring it up first. That quote on black churches being burned was by Bill Clinton, and he was confronted by black clergy in Arkansas about the fact that no churches were ever burned during that time. You have to make them own their lies, whether it's about race or the other crap they spew.
Bee on a roll
“We be jammin”. “He be bad orange man”. “Gotta has me summa that”. I hope Hillary reminds Kamala to use these frequently. You all is good too. /s
-PJ
“Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent”
high-placed anonymous sources also indicated that Hillary passed along her unused cache of pocketbook-sized hot sauce packets to help kamala’s fake black persona appear to be more authentic ...
neither Obammy nor Harris has any real black American life cred
the racist pandering is so obvious!
besides their ineligibility
By George she’s got it!
“I don feelz no wez tyyyyerd, I come tooooo fahhhhhr...from whar ah started from...nobody tol me the road woould be easy...”
The most cringe inducing Hillary speech ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDm4jkDbGQ&ab_channel=TPMTV
Saw the headline, laughed hard out loud, and knew it was the Bee. Best satire site ever.
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