Posted on 06/24/2024 10:45:56 AM PDT by DFG
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients.
"George, you're wrong about Lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it," Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old man dementia patient who claims to be constantly observed by Russian spies. "It doesn't taste good! Everyone's telling me all the time how much they hate it and you're going to say they should serve it every day? On DAY ONE I will ban Lime JELL-O."
Elderly onlookers applauded as Trump slammed the dementia patient after suddenly picking a fight with him while he ate his dessert.
"It's like he's saying what we're all thinking," said Constance Woodrow, a 78-year-old Alzheimer's patient.
In another instance, Trump yelled at a WWII veteran until he started crying.
"Greatest generation? More like lamest generation," Trump quipped, invoking laughs from orderlies. "You complain about loud music when people — good people — are trying to listen to jazz. You make me sick, to tell you the truth."
"But thank you for your service."
In this, and many such cases, a crowd of old folks erupted in cheers for Trump as he blasted one dementia patient after another.
This new strategy for debate prep is a distinct departure from previous campaign years when he spent time studying government policy and took part in mock debates against former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
"I spent all my time arguing against a fat man about bridges or something," Trump said, reflecting on past debate missteps. "It didn't prepare me at all. Biden is thin and he hates bridges!"
Sources close to the Biden campaign confirm the president is concerned about this new development leading up to Thursday's debate.
"Oh no, my ice cream," Biden reportedly said, concern all over his face as his wife led him away.
At publishing time, sources had confirmed that if Trump fails to win the presidency he will be welcome at Shady Oaks Assisted Living.
It also makes outstanding Jello shots when Vodka is added...
The CNN moderators will be prepared to spot Joe slipping, and come to his defense by interrupting and changing the topic to safe, easy to recall memories — memories that’ll likely make Joe grin, or induce some type of positive gesture. Simultaneously, they’ll hope to frustrate Trump while having a camera trained on his facial expressions.
LOL! Fantastic!
Dear President Trump, BRING YOUR OWN WATER!
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Oh yeah, we know they’ll try every trick they can. Trump has to keep his cool. He signed on for this duty knowing it was a trap.
He’s a master troller, so let’s see what he’s got!
Yep,
Three against one
Biden’s memories are the lies he’s told for 50 years
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CNN will also have control over the microphones. I expect them to mute Trump when he starts making points and to mute biden when he starts to make a fool of himself.
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