Posted on 05/28/2024 7:46:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Here you see new NYU graduates reveal what happens when young minds are subjected to years of leftist brainwashing. They tell us their "concentrations" (is "major" now supposed to be a taboo word?) are which results in great inadvertent comedy. I mean how can you not laugh when a new graduate tells you that his major (oops, I mean "concentration) is "Equilibrium or Negotiated Paradox."
Most if not all these graduates will end up as useless slugs with ZERO useful skills feeding at governmental or corporate grant troughs.
PING!
Congratulations to the young man on his HS graduation! It’s a big day and a big achievement.
Can you say, “Would you like fries with that?”, young man?................
Wow, how pathetic.
“ZERO useful skills feeding at governmental or corporate grant troughs” — the car wash and burger joints need people.
Its like something out of the Star Wars Cantina scene...a bunch of freaks. I’m mailing this to my HR guy to make sure we put NYU on our “do not hire” list at the bank, investment, and underwriting divisions.
Well...
I got my undergraduate degree in 1976. At least back then, "concentration" and "major" were close in meaning. Concentration was used to further refine a major. For example, I was a music major, with a concentration in musicology.
Nowadays, who knows...
The weird thing is that despite them graduating today in Miami-Dade county, they still have a couple of weeks more of school. When I graduated from HS in the same county years ago, we had the graduation ceremony on a weekend AFTER we finished school.
More fruits of our economy run on printed, fiat money and the massive debt it entails
Hi, my name is Ching Pao Wong from the University of Beijing, and my degree is applied quantum physics with a minor in nuclear engineering.
Therein lies the problem my friends. But at least when the Chinese take over there will be a lot of queer court jester candidates to choose from.
Is that even a thing?
“...these graduates will end up as useless slugs with ZERO useful skills feeding at governmental or corporate grant troughs...”
Right, like we don’t already have enough jerks running around with a needle in their arm called “The US Government”
You wrote....”Right, like we don’t already have enough jerks running around with a needle in their arm called “The US Government”
SOMEONE needs to do a meme of that...PERFECT...(I have not seen one if already done.)
Also for education a Meme with a needle or something feeding students brains crap.
future coffee jerks and welfare recipients all...
That IS weird! Yes, my wife, me, and our three kids all had graduation AFTER school was out. The last thing you would want to do after graduating is go back into the school building for more classes! It’s OVER.
Well I for one am glad someone will finally decolonize the performative arts.
With all the grade inflation that has been going on for the last 50 years or so, shouldn’t “majors” be promoted to “lieutenant colonels” by now?
These are exactly the ones that will want the loans for their worthless degrees shifted onto the backs of the taxpayers.
A great follow up question would have been, what company and position will you be working.
I’m not sure I buy this. I suspect it’s a spoof.
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