Posted on 12/27/2023 9:00:33 AM PST by John Semmens
In Texas, Governor Greg Abbott (R) signed legislation making border crossings illegal and punishable with jail time. Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador has vowed to "fight this law. We whipped the Texicans at the Alamo and we will do it again if we have to." President Biden phoned the Mexican President and agreed that "the flow of asylum seekers must not be interrupted." Secretary of State Antony Blinken, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas and White House homeland security adviser Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall have been dispatched to Mexico to work out the details.
About 60% of US households headed by illegal aliens are on welfare. This is twice the percentage of American citizens who are on welfare. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre emphasized that "this discrepancy shows why we must expedite the process of awarding these new arrivals full US citizenship. It's the only way for us to counter the MAGA argument against allowing these refugees into our country."
Illegal immigrants being housed and fed in New York City are unhappy with the accommodations and the food. One recent arrival complained that "the plane was crowded, then the bus ride was uncomfortable, the food lacks variety, it's too cold, we don't have streaming services, nobody makes my bed, and now, the tents are too shoddy!" When reminded that they are not prisoners and are free to leave almost all refused. One resident pointed out that "President Biden invited us to come. It's his responsibility to see that our needs are met."
New York City Mayor Eric Adams (D) said "if I were president I'd deploy a real decompression strategy. This would entail shipping migrants from the border to all over the country and giving them three years to get it together. We tell them, 'Here's where you're going to go for a three-year period to stabilize yourself.' We have 108,000 towns, villages, and cities across America. Each one of them needs to take its fair share of migrants." While Adams isn't yet president, he has set up a "re-ticketing center" where migrants will be given a one-way plane ticket out of town to any other city in the US.
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