Hmm, “Green Monkey” - that’s what “Vermont” means in French...
Was going with a brown monkey joke but stopped. Sooo many...
I remember reading in the early 80s about a human male-Green monkey interaction being the source of the pathogen that caused GRID. That theory quickly disappeared once the nation’s blood supply was deliberately contaminated by the gaystapo and GRID was re-branded as AIDS by the progressive left.
I’m “suddenly” hungry for a banana. I hope that doesn’t bode ill for me.
Reason number 15972943 for NOT abandoning established clinical research protocols before bringing new drugs or vaccines onto the market:
People will be harmed.
Reason number 1 for abandoning established clinical research protocols before bringing new drugs or vaccines onto the market:
Scoop up as much profit as you can when the population is panicked.
(Bonus points if you can get your liability reduced to zero.)
Wasn’t there a green monkey and AIDS connection??
Did it also include eye of newt and wing of bat?
So is this why everyone is acting so feral?
There was something about the green monkey DNA experiment that was suppose to make the human body more capable of withstanding extreme environments.
I’ve noticed I’ve been eating more bananas lately.
The evolution of HIV-1 and the origin of AIDS
"At the time when HIV-1 was first described, the closest known relative was visna, a virus from sheep that is the prototypic member of the genus Lentivirus. Additional lentiviruses were soon found in other primates, and a second virus (HIV-2) was found infecting humans.
The viruses from non-human primates were termed simian immunodeficiency viruses (SIVs). Among the first species to be found to be naturally infected were African green monkeys (Chlorocebus species), where the prevalence of infection is high (greater than 50% of adults) and natural infections appear to be non-pathogenic.
The number of different SIVs identified has increased steadily over the past 20 years. Currently, around 40 different primate species have been found to harbour SIVs, though information regarding prevalence and pathogenicity is lacking for most. So far, SIVs have only been found naturally infecting primates in sub-Saharan Africa, though the extent to which Asian or new world primates have been surveyed is unclear. Where multiple strains of SIVs have been characterized from a single species, they generally form a monophyletic clade, indicating that the great majority of transmissions are intraspecific. The primate viruses as a whole, including HIV-1 and HIV-2, form a distinct clade within the lentiviruses, indicating that humans acquired their infections from other primates (Bailes et al. 2002). Phylogenetic analyses of these primate lentiviruses have provided remarkably detailed insights into the evolutionary origins of the human viruses."
FYI, Joseph Mercola is a pseudoscience fake science pusher in the same vein as Dr. Oz.
Call me Amish, but there was no way I was taking that shot. We got herd immunity in this family.
What is the purpose of the green monkey DNA?
Green Monkey Kidney tissue is a common test bed. It was what HCQ was tested on vs SARS-1 back in 2005.
mRNA is made of RNA, not DNA and vitamin peddler Joe Mercola is counting on you not knowing the difference. Don’t disappoint him.
This is all very confusing. How do they tell what color the DNA is?
Also, are there other colors of DNA that monkeys make? Is there red DNA? Blue? Do the different colors of DNA do different things for the monkeys? And is Davey Jones involved somehow?
Must be why the grocery is low on bananas.