Posted on 05/22/2023 6:00:31 PM PDT by COSIllinois
Let us know when you see a host flying above the sun.
LOL !!!
Feeling any better ?
Sure
Go back Daily Kos.../s
It’s amazing that 95% of the people posting on this thread, many of whom have been here a long time, completely misunderstood your question.
Seriesly?
All your base are belong to us.
head above water...
Tips on how to be a good “FReeper”
self ^ | 26 Dec, 2007 | Self
Posted on 12/26/2007, 11:08:46 AM by Graybeard58
It seems to me that we are getting a lot of new members and the following may be helpful to them.
Live in a solid “red” state and when anybody complains about some asinine law in their blue state, tell them to “just move from there”. The simplistic solution is always the best one. Refer to California as Californicate or Kalifornia. The people’s republic of (insert state name here) is always good.
When an article appears about something negative happening in public schools, proudly proclaim that all your kids are home schooled and geniuses to boot. Extra points if you also state “Publik educashun suks” extra, extra points if you put “home school” in caps and add a few exclamination points.
Any article posted about guns being used in a crime, be sure to ask what caliber gun was used and berate the author for leaving out that very relevant fact. If the good guy shot at the bad guy and missed, tell everybody that he needs more range time. Helpful also to mention what an excellent marksman you are. Post a picture of one of your guns for extra points.
When an article about those deceptive credit card companies is posted, post a reply stating one of the following, “I don’t have a credit card and never will”, or “I have credit cards but pay all balances if full every month”, extra points if yours is the first reply on the matter. If you can squeeze it in there, also let folks know that you don’t own a television set anymore and haven’t since 1967. If you can’t get that in, you’ll just have to wait for a thread about the MSM to post it. Don’t even hint at the fact that most articles posted here are from the MSM.
A “noob” or “Newbie” is a member who has been here one day less than you have, an old timer has been here at least one day longer. Noobs opinions don’t mean very much because they all started forming their political philosophies the day they signed up here.
Become adept at using these terms, Noobie, troll, DUer, idiot, bigot, moron (preferred spelling - “maroon”), IBTZ etc.
Join one or more of the following as soon as possible, Spelling police, grammar police, thread police. Extra points if you join all three
I’m not fully coffeed up yet,am I logged in? Any helpful suggestions or additions are welcome.
Be sure to use “prolly” instead of “probably” a lot to drive the Karen’s insane. 😉
Rule No. 2:
No Pooftahs!
As long as you have your beeber-like device set to stun then you’re good to go.
I posted that almost 16 years ago. If I make it until 7/22/23, I will be eligible to get off of “double secret probation”.
If you catch a scent of ozone, quickly strap on your tin hat.
Well I guess that’s better than last week. Hang in there.
I rarely have a problem posting or commenting.
I don’t think we are limited to the number of words we post.
FreeRepublic should be a national archive.
Most articles referenced in FR are discarded after about 5 years whereas FR stays active.
Sometimes the excerpt we post on FR is all that remains of a topic.
The original article is gone.
We can go back in time on FR and see what was posted at the time.
Look for the pattern.
3/6/2022
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=4044312
3/1/2022
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=4042876
10/3/2020
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3890100
4/29/20 Covid
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3840000
3/30/20
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3830000
3/9/20 Covid mentioned
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3823000
3/5/20
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3822000
2/27/20
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3820000
1/22/20
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3810000
12/15/19
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3801100
12/11/19
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3800100
10/30/19
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3790100
11/11/13
https://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index?more=3090100
FR’s Search is also a valuable tool that is available nowhere else.
Utilize this. reference your posts on other sites that limit the word count.
If you post something you think is important, you can copy a link directly to your comment.
For instance, you posted:
Thanks in advance!
1 posted on 5/22/2023, 6:00:31 PM by COSIllinois
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That number ‘1’ you have is a link to your comment.
Your comment is at
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4155171/posts?page=1#1
They’re a most excellent set rules.
Someone with a 1998 born on date called me a noob recently. I quoted your rule. The sophistry stopped there.
Here’s to the end of double secret probation. Cheers.
rule number 117...
Dont post stupid posts for attention.
Oh here’s a new rule: if anyone dies for ANY reason, including Betty White at 99, or Anne Heche due to burns all over her body, blame the vaxx or say “safe and effective.”
And away we go...
5.56mm
Absolutely!
Absolutely! I miss the little kitties.
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