Posted on 05/11/2023 11:09:36 AM PDT by cotton1706
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.
"An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger," said Feinstein to roaring applause. "I feel great now! The Democrat Party is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural."
Feinstein then said proclaimed that she hopes to serve in Congress for another 100 years.
"Power! Unlimited power!" shouted the scarred senator over the applause while whirling her electric wheelchair in circles until it ran over the foot of Senator Bernie Sanders. Witnesses later saw her at a Planned Parenthood benefit looking lively as ever in a speech in which she praised the abortion provider for its skill in killing younglings.
At publishing time, a tired, frail Senator Mitch McConnell was overheard saying, "Into exile, I must go. Failed, I have," before escaping to the swamps of Kentucky, with intentions of waiting for the Chosen One with wavy blond hair and orange skin to rise to bring balance to The Force.
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This is very sad....and stupid. She belongs home with family.
She would have to let go of the power to do that. Leftists cling on to that until room temp.
This is elder abuse BY Congress who writes the laws on elder abuse.
I think she has had a stroke and the shingles story is just that. A story.
I agree she should have “retired” long ago, but making a joke out of someone’s appearance for being old and sick is not amusing, nor appropriate.
For a parody site that prides itself on having Christian sensibilities, this certainly smacks of un-Christianlike behavior.
“I agree she should have “retired” long ago, but making a joke out of someone’s appearance for being old and sick is not amusing, nor appropriate.”
I completely disagree. These tired and arrogant old oligarchs need and deserve to be openly mocked. 89 friggin years old.
Well, you obviously have a much different value system - lacking in common decency.
“I agree she should have “retired” long ago, but making a joke out of someone’s appearance for being old and sick is not amusing, nor appropriate.”
I disagree; when you are a public official and receiving compensation for your leadership, and you are CLEARLY incapacitated by old age, lack of any cognitive ability and general uselessness, you are fair game.
“Well, you obviously have a much different value system - lacking in common decency.”
No, because she’s not a gentle old grandma. She’s an insidious and odious person who is clinging to power with her gnarled hands.
Add Pelosi and Biden to that list. They are evil incarnate. If mockery is the harshest penalty they receive here on earth, then they got off lucky. God will sort them out after that.
She actually belongs in Hell...
.... with family.
The evil reeks from her.
“She’s an insidious and odious person who is clinging to power with her gnarled hands.”
Well said!
Darth Feinsteinious
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