Posted on 04/09/2023 9:37:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
Riley Gaines, a former NCAA All-American swimmer, was violently assaulted by transgender fanatics for daring to speak out against biological men invading women’s sports. Despite a federal law (familiarly called Title IX) intended to promote equal opportunity for women’s sports, men declaring themselves to be women are muscling their way into female athletic competitions and dominating. Lia Thomas, one of these males posing as a female, won a national championship and was nominated for NCAA “Woman of the Year.”
In an effort to make the case against the inequity of allowing the bigger and stronger males to compete against smaller and weaker females, Gaines appeared at a San Francisco State University (SFSU) forum. An ugly mob of trans extremists objected to her views and threatened her with violent reprisals. Police prevented serious harm to her by barricading her in a room for three hours until the mob got bored and dissipated. No arrests were made. SFSU administrators excused the mob’s actions as “their First Amendment rights to assemble and use their freedom of speech to air their greivances.”
Meanwhile, the Biden Administration is revising Title IX to ban schools from blocking males who proclaim themselves to be transgender from participating in sports previously reserved for biological females and entering their locker rooms and lavatories.
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre defended this revision, saying that “persons, who through no fault of their own, were born male also have rights. One of the victims of this misfortune is Lia Thomas. When arbitrarily confined to the men’s swimming team she was only a mediocre performer. By switching to the women’s team she became a national champion. The President believes it is every boy’s right to reject the injustice of being required to live as the sex assigned to them at birth and win championships in their chosen gender. He regrets that science has not yet developed a means for these unfortunate persons to have babies, but he is adamant that our laws defend their right to have babies.”
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Saw the video, heard the chants. Guess “follow the science” doesn’t apply here? Mr. Science, any comment? Crickets......
Darn you, John. I was third paragraph in. You got me.
For some reason this article makes me think of Monty Python’s Life of Brian, and Stan who wants to be called Loretta because he wants to have babies.
Trans freaks will never be real women no matter how deranged they are
Deal with it
Look, women brought this upon themselves with years and years of Feminism ever pushing back societal boundaries on behavior and gender. Lay down in the bed that ya’ll have made for yourselves, gals!
Yes. What everyone recognized as absurd comedy in 1979’s “Life of Brian” is now an insane and ugly reality being forced on society by progressive twits.
Birthing person attacked by men in dresses.
It’s not satire, it actually happened.
If we conservative think we can win this cultural war by being “nice”, “tolerant”, and non-violent... think again.
The left has gotten everything it wanted (and continues to wipe the floor with us) by doing the opposite.
So our choices are...
1. continue quietly taking it and get rolled
2. fight back dirtier than they do
Are there any other options I missed?
It’s not fighting dirty to publicize and ridicule the inane and insane ideas, policies, and actions of the left. Satire is one means of doing this.
Satire is a truer picture of reality than the Party line spouted by leftist pols and their media propagandists.
Encyclopedia Britannica defines satire as “an artistic form, chiefly literary and dramatic, in which human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, parody, caricature, or other methods, sometimes with an intent to inspire social reform.”
I thought this was gonna be satire.
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