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Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color
Babylon Bee ^
| January 30th, 2023
| unattributed
Posted on 02/01/2023 6:41:37 AM PST by shadowlands1960
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Legendary quarterback Tom Brady has announced his plan to retire from the NFL to spend more time carving little wooden toys for his grandkids. In response to the earth-shattering news, President Joe Biden has announced his commitment to replace the outgoing football star with a woman of color.
"Listen, folks, it's time," said Biden to the press. "In the hundred-year history of the NFL, not a single quarterback has ever been a woman of color. That's racist! We all know that poor women are just as smart and powerful as white kids. As president, I will nominate a new quarterback to replace Tom Brady that reflects America's diversity."
When told he doesn't have the authority to nominate quarterbacks to the NFL, Biden told his staff he would just sign the executive order and let the courts deal with it later.
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It's time...
To: shadowlands1960
Brady 2024!.........................
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:44:39 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: shadowlands1960
The most important thing about this upcoming Superbowl is that we have two Black quarterbacks and Rihanna doing the halftime show. If we could only get an all Black announcer team we’d be good.
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:45:16 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: Red Badger
Brady 2024!.........................Stacy Adams to Bucs, with several draft picks for compensation.
To: 1Old Pro
This year superbowl theme is “Back in black” AC/DC
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:47:15 AM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: shadowlands1960
OK, I knew it was Babylon Bee without looking, but it is still funny.
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:47:23 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
To: Pearls Before Swine
She’s a Fullback, not a Quarterback..................
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:48:53 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: shadowlands1960
That’s funny right there.
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:51:09 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Red Badger
Definitely a backfield in perpetual motion!
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:53:24 AM PST
by
MortMan
(You better bring yours, when you come to take mine. - Creed Fisher)
To: shadowlands1960
Tom Clyburn demanded that Biden do it.
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:56:09 AM PST
by
popdonnelly
(All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
To: 1Old Pro
If we could only get an all Black announcer team we’d be good. You left out the LGBTQIXYZ group. Are you racist or what?
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:58:17 AM PST
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: central_va
I read somewhere that ac dc’s “highway to hell” is about a bar in Australia I guess that sits way down in a gully with a steep road. Dont know,if that is true or not- just what I read once.
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:58:54 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
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posted on
02/01/2023 6:59:05 AM PST
by
bitt
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To: Dr. Sivana
Lol. Its one of only a few times I wasn’t duped by the headline 😆
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:00:05 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: Bob434
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:00:21 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: shadowlands1960
Please make it a trans woman of color.
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:00:53 AM PST
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: leaning conservative
“ Please make it a trans woman of color.”
**********************************
Or Stacey Abrams.
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:02:06 AM PST
by
House Atreides
(I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)
To: Dr. Sivana
Half the time when I am certain it is the🐝, it’s not.
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:02:24 AM PST
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: House Atreides
The sack would be epic with that one!
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:03:21 AM PST
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: shadowlands1960
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posted on
02/01/2023 7:05:10 AM PST
by
bray
("The Republic of Texas" explains everything )
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