Posted on 09/17/2022 11:36:44 AM PDT by grundle
MARTHA'S VINEYARD — The nation is inspired after the tender and progressive residents of Martha's Vineyard greeted 50 immigrants with open arms and lovingly welcomed them to go somewhere else.
"Here in the white, affluent island of Martha's Vineyard, we care about the poors, the immigrants, and the refugees," said local homeowner Karen Whiteface. "That's why we as a community banded together, and reached out in compassion to tell these brown people to get on the bus where they would be taken to an army base."
Several media outlets were on the scene as migrants were caringly herded back onto the buses by people wearing Brunello Cucinelli boat shoes and cashmere sweaters, who afterward ran off to make their court times at the local tennis club. "The outpouring of otherworldly lovingkindness from this progressive community is stunning," said one local news anchor. "I have never seen a group of people so humanely told to 'go back where they came from.' These people certainly practice what they preach."
At publishing time, the National Guard had successfully dropped the entire group of migrants in Ohio as usual.
I know this is meant to be funny but I wish Governor DeSantis would send four or 500 to Montgomery county Pennsylvania.
“Welcome! Welcome and thrice Welcome!” the MV locals warmly greeted the migrants. “Step right this way and hop on this bus. The gamut of police is to make sure you don’t wander off on your way to the bus.”
“Everyone on board? Great! This bus will take you to your processing center where you will be given lots of stuff.”
Bus drives off.
“Welcome! Welcome!” Washing hands with hand sanitizer.
Reporting the news
I had to read it twice, but I'm pretty sure it's satire.
“Hypocrites Island”
I hope & trust that no reins were pictured in this relocation operation. That would be tragic!
😂😂🤣🤣
Often, the Bee’s satire cuts very close to the bone.;-)
Marthas Vineyard though is the perfect target as it’s a major lair for every leftist leader and leftist mega donor in the country, Obama, John Kerry, Bill Gates, Oprah, the Clintons, every last scumbag responsible for making life hell in the USA. Abbott and DeSantis should keep the planes going non-stop, just fill every last square inch of land on that island with illegals.
Works for me.
The Vineyard and DC. If they put em all into those two sectors they can’t miss.
obama ordered them off his island.
See how quick the democrats react when it is their neighborhoods being changed. 84% voted for Biden.
Not a word against Biden when 5 million illegals crossed the border or are currently being flown to other parts of the USA.
They say they do not have the room yet over 100,000 people show up every summer.
Drone footage from Martha’s Vineyard earlier today.
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1571177727159603201
Remaining migrant found at Martha’s Vineyard
https://twitter.com/Apoctoz/status/1571137648097304576
Right here Pennsylvania on Josh Shapiro Street in Montgomery county Pennsylvania. They need to be used as part of our short term election strategy. Put them where we will get the most affect for them being there.
250 journalists found plenty of comfort at Martha’s Vineyard!
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