Posted on 06/17/2022 10:12:55 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After increased pressure from lobbyists representing the LGBTQ+ community, the January 6th Committee has announced they will be including a same-sex kiss in their next hearing.
"We are very excited to feature the first-ever gay kiss in a Congressional hearing," said Chairman Bennie Thompson. "For too long, the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community has been underrepresented in our esteemed political stunts and televised show trials. After speaking to representatives from the community, we realized we needed to do better. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for a historic extended scene featuring two gay people making out! Historic!"
The committee reportedly asked for volunteers for the kissing scene. Chairman Thompson was originally going to ask Liz Cheney to kiss Elaine Luria, but Adam Kinzinger and Adam Schiff quickly raised their hands to volunteer before anyone else.
Consultants in Washington celebrated the "bold move" as a huge step for LGBTQ+ representation and a sure way to improve Democrat prospects in the November election.
The Committee promises further pride-themed elements in the hearings next week when they will invite a 12-year-old drag queen to perform in between sessions.
The televised hearings will be edited to remove the gay kiss for Chinese audiences.
Babylon bee ladies and gentlemen 👏 👏
Thank goodness....The BEE...was ready to scream at my computer.
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Love it!!!!
Ratskin and Schitt
I almost fell for it!
LOL
For the hearing shouldn’t they have a Drag Queen bedtime story?
We are really starting to make Caligula look sane. All he did was nominate a horse for the Senate.
Good heavens, monkey pox in Congress? How would we be able to tell?
The Democrats will want to “do things” with the horse...
whoever writes these things is just fantastic. Just the loud belly laugh i needed.
Nailed it!
It says something about the times we live in when, after reading the title, satire is the last thing that comes to mind
I got “stung” big time......then I decided to look where this came from.....I’m still laughing....that Bee can sting you every time! LOL
let me guess....Liz Cheney swaps spit with Nancy Pelosi.
OMG... I really belived it, that shows how far we have fallen. Relieved to see it was the BB
I rarely get fooled by the Babylon Bee, but this one almost got me. Well done and spot on.
Raskin and Schiff?
That’s what I thought too 😂🤣😂🤣
Real life gets closer to the Bee until it is not obvious which is which. When will Congress open sessions with barebacking demonstrations?
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