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Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/24/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/24/2022 8:27:09 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"

Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.

Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; levine; putin; ukraine
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To: DFG

It would be a bigger threat to deport all of our trans to Russia!


21 posted on 02/24/2022 8:49:47 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Travis McGee

The insane hiring the insane Joey never changes.


22 posted on 02/24/2022 9:00:41 AM PST by Vaduz ( )
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To: DFG

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don’t Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral


I don’t think so ; he’s currently trapped aboard the USN CVN Truman battle group at the northern end of the Adriatic Sea - boxed in by Russian warships in combat positions in the Med.


23 posted on 02/24/2022 9:01:00 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Yes, it is.


24 posted on 02/24/2022 9:02:44 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: SamAdams76

I laughed too but the situation in Ukraine isn’t very funny.


25 posted on 02/24/2022 10:07:58 AM PST by darkangel82
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Truth hurts.


26 posted on 02/24/2022 10:08:32 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG
... Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities...

Wow - makes you proud to be an American!

27 posted on 02/24/2022 10:17:01 AM PST by Drawsing (Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
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To: RummyChick

Someone like “that” has a lot of experience dealing with human waste, especially when....nevermind.


28 posted on 02/24/2022 10:33:52 AM PST by Clarancebeaks
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To: DFG

This is great!!!


29 posted on 02/24/2022 12:31:55 PM PST by ohioman
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