Posted on 12/29/2021 2:50:39 PM PST by DFG
NEW YORK, NY—After a jury found Ghislaine Maxwell guilty on five counts in her sex trafficking trial, Maxwell's sentence was quickly handed down: ten minutes unsupervised in a room with Hillary Clinton.
"Considering the gross immorality of your crimes, the court sees fitting to put you in a room with Hillary Clinton, turn off the cameras, tell the prison guards to take a short, ten-minute break, and, you know, see how it goes for ya," the judge said. He banged his gavel. "May God have mercy on your soul."
Maxwell, who had been stoic in court up to this point, broke down sobbing. Through her lawyer, she asked if she could have some kind of melee weapon during the ten minutes with Mrs. Clinton. The court relented and granted her a pool noodle.
At publishing time, the court had also declared that should Maxwell survive her ten minutes with Hillary Clinton, a millstone will be tied around her neck and she'll be "yeeted into the sea".
Babylon Bee just keep on outdoing themselves.
That is sick!
Likely unConstitutional.
The Babylon Bee you say?
So after the stint with Hillary, does PedoJoe get a crack at her? Sniff sniff sniff
Joke or not, we all know that meeting is happening one way or another and it’s going to involve paper bedsheets.
Remember the Epstein suicide hoax? Hoaxer Bill Barr acting all ticked off “We’ll get to the bottom of this!” Next day it was like it never happened. “He hanged himself with paper bedsheets? Move it along! Nothing to see here!”
Looking at that Gif, the sound of fingernails on a blackboard keeps popping into my head.
It will be like a convention of Procurement International.
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Well she never rolled over on anyone and the Government has her little black book and it will never see the light of day
That’s a hell of a death sentence.
“Well she never rolled over on anyone and the Government has her little black book and it will never see the light of day”
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For some odd reason the Biden Justice Dept just didn’t seem to have much interest in getting her to name names. They seem to prefer she’s locked up and never heard from ever again.
That’s just cruel.
BB is a better Onion than the Onion ever was.
Absolutely. The Bee is best.
As usual, the Bee is outdoing itself!! 🤓
“Come here, darling, I baked a nice Bundt cake for you,” said the woman who gave Snow White the apple...
The alternative punishment: a lifetime of listening to Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” on endless loop at high volume.
Hillary never did any of her own dirty work, I bet Ghislane can take her.
> For some odd reason the Biden Justice Dept just didn’t seem to have much interest in getting her to name names. They seem to prefer she’s locked up and never heard from ever again.
I can't imagine why. /s
Well, no worries, she won't stay locked up long; she'll get sick and croak, or "suicide" herself.
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